pissy surprise

An act that involves penetrating an anus during anal sex while wearing a condom. You then whisper in your partner's ear, "I have a surprise," and scream while pissing in the condom and inflating it inside your partner's rectum. You then take your penis out of their rectum, tie the condom up like a balloon and press the tied end all the way in.

"I have a surprise."
"No. No no no."
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
"NOT THE PISSY SURPRISE!!!"

by MeatPopsicle69 April 1, 2021

Pissy Boy

A person who has a chode and a girlfriend, but gets none. also makes jokes about "Gettin' Sum" when you know they're not.

Boy 1: YESSSSS she wants it bro!
Boy 2: NO NO PISSY BOY.

by Blowout TaylorGang October 28, 2010

pissy fit

A pissy fit is a dramatic demonstration of bitchiness exhibited by small effeminite homosexual males. Often accompanied by a flailing of limp wrist, hip thrusting, stomping of platform shoe, and some combination of the following phrases sputtered in a lisp: girlfriend, fierce, hoe, and biatch.

That queen had a pissy fit cuz the bouncer wouldn't let his heffer fag hag leaver her purse on the dance floor.

by CapnCrouton May 9, 2004

girl pissy

Man acting like a bitch.

George is going to be girl pissy once he finds out about this.

by marilynmonroe10 October 1, 2017

Pissy Pussy

Someone whether male or female that gets pissed off over every little thing to where they leave situations like a pussy

J: FUCK THIS SHIT *leaves the room ignoring everything
M: Come on!!! You're being a fucking pissy pussy acting like this
J: *keeps ignoring*

M: act like a real fucking man/woman

by InannaIshtar June 25, 2018

Pissy Shits

Often Associated with intense diarrhea or upset stomach, it is the act of having a very watery bowel movement. The fecal matter removes itself in a similar liquid stream fashion as urine.

Example 1: "Man, that Chinese food I had last night gave me the pissy shits!"

Example 2:
Guy A "It felt like I was peeing out of my ass when I was on the toilet!"

Guy B "Sounds like you had a case of the pissy shits."

by e3shadow November 22, 2009

Pissy pussy

A girl that pees hard as fuck

"yeah I didn't give her head last night because I heard her go to the bathroom. She has a pissy pussy."

by Joey's Jezebel April 22, 2018