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Five Pillars of Islam

(1) Belief in Allah (God) and Mohammad (an old word referring to Jesus Christ), as expressed in the Qu'ran (a mistranslated, Syriac Christian book).
(2) Pray 5 times a day facing Mecca (an Arabic town where an imaginary pagan prophet lived).
(3) Giving of alms (Zakat, or 2.5% of income, which is 1/4 the customary alms required of other Christian sects).
(4) Fast during Ramadan (an imitation of the Lenten Christian holy month, Ramadan is related to the crescent moon)
(5) A trip to Mecca (ensures that Saudis make a lot of money and involves walking around an old Christian church now called the Kaaba)
The "Five Pillars of Islam" were invented by competing Arabic warlords in the process of creating their new religion from an older, Christian sect. In time, these groups would be known as "Sunni" and "Shia."
by Juanky A. June 4, 2014
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pilgrimage to Mecca

the five bases of the Islamic faith: shahada (confession of faith), salat (prayer), zakat (almsgiving), sawm (fasting, especially during the month of Ramadan), and hajj (the pilgrimage to Mecca) ::dictionary.com
five pillars of Islam consist of 5 factors believed by muslims in order to become a better person.
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Vancouver's fourth pillar problem

An erection problem among athletes. Referring to the fourth pillar who didn't get up during Vancouver's opening ceremony.
Athlete #1: "I can't believe I didn't even make it up to the top ten... Worst thing is, I've been stuck with the Vancouver's fourth pillar problem"

Athlete #2: "Yeah VFPP happens to all of us, don't worry with that, it will pass!"
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Granny Pillar

In a video game, when you die to a bullshit reason like a glitch or bug.
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I was talking to this cute guy, thought he was genuine…but then he sent me his pillar of creation.
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The most sexiest puppet to walk the lands of the trending ARG, “Welcome Home”. If anyone says otherwise they’re a fucking idiot who probably only looks at the AU’s
“Wow, Howdy Pillar is so fucking hot tbh”
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Pillar Men

not poly or anything but like... The pillar men are all totally my boyfriends
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