Five Pillars of Islam

(1) Belief in Allah (God) and Mohammad (an old word referring to Jesus Christ), as expressed in the Qu'ran (a mistranslated, Syriac Christian book).
(2) Pray 5 times a day facing Mecca (an Arabic town where an imaginary pagan prophet lived).
(3) Giving of alms (Zakat, or 2.5% of income, which is 1/4 the customary alms required of other Christian sects).
(4) Fast during Ramadan (an imitation of the Lenten Christian holy month, Ramadan is related to the crescent moon)
(5) A trip to Mecca (ensures that Saudis make a lot of money and involves walking around an old Christian church now called the Kaaba)
The "Five Pillars of Islam" were invented by competing Arabic warlords in the process of creating their new religion from an older, Christian sect. In time, these groups would be known as "Sunni" and "Shia."
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five pillars of islam

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pilgrimage to Mecca

the five bases of the Islamic faith: shahada (confession of faith), salat (prayer), zakat (almsgiving), sawm (fasting, especially during the month of Ramadan), and hajj (the pilgrimage to Mecca) ::dictionary.com
five pillars of Islam consist of 5 factors believed by muslims in order to become a better person.
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An erection problem among athletes. Referring to the fourth pillar who didn't get up during Vancouver's opening ceremony.
Athlete #1: "I can't believe I didn't even make it up to the top ten... Worst thing is, I've been stuck with the Vancouver's fourth pillar problem"

Athlete #2: "Yeah VFPP happens to all of us, don't worry with that, it will pass!"
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heavenly pillar

Guy 1: Yo, how was sex with Bob?
Girl 1: Great! He had a heavenly pillar
Guy 1: Lucky!

Girl 1: I know right!
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4 Pillars

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The very basis of being, more so than life itself. The 4 ideas that rule our earth, our destiny, our furture, and all in between. The foundation of existance, the reason to live, the formation of our universe. These powers are known as:

KARATE
SKIING

LOGIC
INSULTS

One man controls them all: Yi.
The 4 Pillars surpass the power of Huge Meal and Average Ayan, making it the most powerful concept in the universe.
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Pillar of Salt

Lots wife in the Bible became a Pilar of salt.
This phrase meaning she was a a Idol God Worshipper.
Not that she magically turned into salt.
The story of Sodomy/ Sodom, and Gomorrah.
What the story means is she returned back disobedience to the two angels that brought a king message from Yahweh, the Truth is she was burned up once entering the City with the rest of the people.
Pillar of Salt ! She became a pillar
She or He a strong God Worshipper.
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Howdy Pillar

The most sexiest puppet to walk the lands of the trending ARG, “Welcome Home”. If anyone says otherwise they’re a fucking idiot who probably only looks at the AU’s
“Wow, Howdy Pillar is so fucking hot tbh”
“No Wally Darling is!!”
“You’re a fucking idiot, that mf probably doesn’t know how babies are made.”
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