I recently gave my boyfriend a Danish pig-in-a-blanket.
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Yeah bro, I need a Danish pig-in-a-blanket or I'll go crazy.
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I gave David a Danish pig-in-a-blanket a few days ago.
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Yeah bro, I need a Danish pig-in-a-blanket or I'll go crazy.
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I gave David a Danish pig-in-a-blanket a few days ago.
by Oliver Nordin December 14, 2024

by Krimzin86 April 6, 2017

by TheSilencer 416 July 26, 2024

by SuperBaseAce1234 March 7, 2021

A session of dirty anal soaking followed by a docking session without cleaning your dick in between.
I thought it would just be another anal soak, but when he rolled me over and docked me, the shit smears looked like a couple of chocolate-covered pigs in a blanket.
by anonymous September 10, 2020

Man, I Was so excited to tit fuck this girl last night but when she took her bra off, droop city! Had to give her a pig in a blanket.
by Schmutz1g February 28, 2021

Where you have 2 or more cops wrapped in a blanket and shoved their own batons in their anus until it starts to bleed
by Grape_Juice_in_my_Booty June 18, 2020
