ham picnic

When you go on a picnic with you half-sibling intending to enjoy a delicious lunch of ham and other picnic staples, but it careens off-course into an incestuous encounter that is still punctuated with a delicious ham.

After visiting their family, the two half-siblings left for the park to enjoy their spontaneous ham picnic.

by Big Papa 19 April 25, 2017

picnic basket

Eeeasy pickins. A girl who would open up for you like a pleasant picnic basket on a fresh spring day. Portable, and everyone gets some of what's inside!

"what a lov-e-ly pic-a-nic basket Booboo!"
"Yogi... You know what the Ranger said."

by killerqueen May 6, 2005

Fist Picnic

Used as a threat of intense pummeling of the face as to create a fullness of pain.

If you mess if Rick Sticknick you gonna get a fist picnic all up in your face.

by Jamie Connors et. al. November 10, 2007

picnic bench

A group chat that only spams

That “picnic bench” sucks

by Splurph June 22, 2019

Forbidden Picnic

The sexual act of engaging in anal sex while eating food off of the receiver's back.

The grapes tasted so much better eaten off of Jessie's back during the Forbidden Picnic last night.

by Optimus Prime 2.0 September 8, 2011

Tijuana Picnic

The act of eating KFC mashed potatoes and gravy off of someone in a sexual manner.

This nasty girl in my high school was "bragging" about how the way-older dude she was dating worked at KFC and would bring home buckets of mashed potatoes and gravy to eat off of her. I think she thought everyone was going to be titillated by her Tijuana Picnic but it just made everyone sick.

by DeeJayPee January 9, 2009

Family Picnic

Having sex with a single member of ones family one or more times.

Oh man, Derek is so gross. He had a family picnic with his aunt last Saturday.

by tomcollins December 16, 2007