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pickled nipple

A condition whereby cold weather, moisture and/or lack of a brassiere forge the perfect storm of mammary offensiveness: rock-hard, lumpy, chilled little mounds of flesh protruding through one's shirt like tiny gherkins.
Oh my gosh! Lindsay came to the party without a bra and she had pickled nipple all night long!
by Dr. Evil 518 April 6, 2011
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pickled cauliflower

1. A vegetable soaked in vinegar

2. Very wrinkly, crinkly misshapen vagina
1. I just ate some pickled cauliflower

2. I just ate some pickled cauliflower
by Monodon July 27, 2004
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Pickled Steamer

A variation of the "drydock." Start with a standard drydock (shut of toilet water supply, flush water out, leave a big STEAMING turd in the bowl), then piss on it. You are left with a steaming pile of pickled poop.
The hostess at that Christmas party was being a bitch, so I left a Pickled Steamer in her powder room.
by pilreadydog April 30, 2008
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Pickled Abs

The phenomena in which an individual is able to maintain a well defined six pack all year long or indefinitely.

Just like preserving food from rotting, but having ripped abs is well preserved to prevent adipose tissue (fat cells) from taking over.
Jenna Haze: OMG, Rachel look at that bald juicehead walking down the boardwalk his lean, ripped abs are mesmerizing.
Rachel Starr: Oh I know that guy, we made several scenes together. Everytime we did it his abs has always been ripped.
Jenna Haze: I want his pickled abs!
by Hipster Juice August 4, 2011
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Pickled cum

Pickled cum : valuable cum from da pickle sealed in piss jar a very sought after item with a msrp of 1738$ a atom. Made in a process of putting pickles in a jar of piss for 24hr then busting a fat slugger in dat hoe nigga tf you thought this shit was hard nah you dumb penis jeans bitch dumb stupid retarded nomadic nimrod
BITCH NIGGA 1: yo dog I can get some pickled cum?

BITCH ASS NIGGA 2: only a spoon full

HOE ASS BITCH NIGGA 1: fuck you piss magnet fucking pussy nigga I should kill yo dumb ass I payed for your nuts nigga smoke head
by Cock k May 7, 2020
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picklehater33

a hot ass mother fucker that doesn't like pickles very much but like that's fair pickles are disgusting so it's for good reason this type of person is also pog af
gray: i hate pickles because they are disgusting

random person on tiktok: who are you picklehater33
by immahellenkellmyself June 20, 2021
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wario pickled penis

when the special ed kid puts his dick in a mason jar filled with pickle juice and makes optimus prime noises
fuck its another wario pickled penis lockdown smh
by obama_prism October 31, 2019
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