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phaktard

A supposedly copyrighted and legitimate, clinical diagnosis for a pathological condition.
Man, that Shane guy is such a phaktard™
by MoralSpagetti March 18, 2015
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phakjira

A short small Asian girl who is too anime for life but is very likable yo the point where you'd kidnap her and take her to an amusement park

Phakjira Ling Ling
Phakjira is too anime for life sometimes I luv it!!!
by Phakjira October 7, 2018
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Phakade

Phakade is a kid that is awesome at everything
Phakade your the best dude
by ****unlike**** September 13, 2020
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Phraftop

Phraftop is a cool dude. He likes bread and admires Kyojuro Rengoku so much that he wants to be him lol.
Phraftop likes baguette!
by Apache The Attack Helicopter February 15, 2022
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phone phreak

also known as "phreaker". this individual is an explorer of the inner workings of the public telephone network.
1. Cuebiz is a phone phreak.
2. Kandy Acid is a phone phreak.
3. Subex is a phone phreak.
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parakeet

It's like a mini parrot.
Don't step on my parakeet!
by miso December 5, 2003
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Why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea

Apparently in the Google search engine, some person(s) had looked up this very question numerous times and this question has a tendency to pop up in Google suggests if you type in "Why Wont".

~The Myth~

It seems that either it was simply something funny to look up while surfing the grand internet, Or some sick twisted individual was actually wondering why his beloved(Or hated) bird would not eat his fully solid stool.

~The facts~

In some cases however, a tame bird will not attain proper nutrition from just its mundane bird seed and will turn to eating its own stool for what nutrients might have been missed out on by its digestive system. It is feasible that human diarrhea contains much more unused nutrients.

Diarrhea is essentially stool not digested to its full potential. Thus only a fraction of the nutrients have been absorbed. Leaving it in the stool itself.

It seems that perhaps some hopeless moron was actually trying to get a house hold bird to eat feces.
Ted: "Hey Bob why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea?"

Bob: "You need help..."
by Kazen the cannibal July 11, 2010
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