Pezzled

Wasted, Drunk, High

I went to the pub last night and got so pezzled that I tried to fuck the lamp-post.

Yeah, I was so fucking pezzled last night that when I got home, I put on my girls knickers and watched deal or no deal.

by Big Pab October 18, 2008

pizzone

To pwn someone, with a little more class.

I say, good sir, I shall now go merrily to pizzone those n00bs. Cheerio!

by Bob882 January 30, 2005

Nick Pizzo'd

Being victim of a crude joke from a racist, inbred asshole who thinks he's actually funny.

On Twitter:

Nick Pizzo @pizzo_nick 15 Sep
So miss america is a terrorist.

.....

Nick Pizzo @pizzo_nick 16 Sep
I successfully pissed off the world. You've all been Nick Pizzo'd

by MissAmericaJustice September 18, 2013

pizzown

Synonym for ownage. An adjective used to describe one's muscles after a hard day's work at Bally Total Fitness. This word originated in 2006 when two newbs attempting to recreate Milk and Cereal ended up showing their muscles all over youtube.

Dude! My muscles pizzown!

by urkeLodeon June 11, 2006

pezzoli

usually italian, competitive by nature always great at halo games. used to trash talk people in eureka

dang man i just went pezzoli on you in that game

by ilozzep March 2, 2011

pizzozo

1) a pimp
2) someone that handles women like most people handle money
3) the American Idol

Goddamn, that pizzozo is the pimpest chunk of American meat I ever met!

by pizzozo November 9, 2004

pizzownd

A combination of the terms "Pizone" (as in the pizza) and "pwnd" (as in to defeat). Together they mean the same thing as "pwnd" and their combination is more of a novelty than a genuine addition to language. It tends to be colloquial.

"Dude, you just got PIZZOWND by that guy driving the Warthog!"

by SEGA fanboy September 1, 2005