Pervnerded

When you are a pervert as well as a nerd.

Guy1 "Man, that kid spends all his time in the library."
Guy2 "Ya, but all he does is look at porn in there!"
Guy1 "Dude that kids pervnerded!

by Donkeyhead May 4, 2009

Permvert

A pervert with permed hair.

Girl 1: Gross, look at the man with permed hair perving over that barmaid

Girl 2: Yeah, proper Permvert

by hugoboss22 October 5, 2016

Permergency

Thee state in which a person is in a constant, never-ending, permanent emergency. It's usually brought on upon one's self, has no actual realistic or valid basis, and it affects everyone and everything around the person.

"She is sick a drama queen!!! If there isn't some kind of turnout or chaos happening, she will go out of her way to create it. She must always be in permergency; she wouldn't know how to live any other way. "

by AmatoryTeacher November 30, 2019

pervert row

The front row of chairs right on the stage at a strip club.

Hey, if you're not going to tip, get off of Pervert Row.

by Ben Lookin September 14, 2008

prevert

Mispronunciation/mispelling of pervert. Used by a rather stupid soldier in Stanley Kubrick's film "Dr. Strangelove," and probably elsewhere.

He's into {insert distasteful hobby}!? What a prevert!!

by WombatAscension June 13, 2004

Penis Pervert

Someone that is constantly looking for penis.

Jamal: Dam B, I need me a bitch right now...

Tyreeq: What kinda bitch doe?

Jamal: I need me a penis pervert.

by Jim Proactive April 8, 2019

Perveyor of premium coffees

Somebody, a perv, who enjoys coffee enemas. Just for the heck of it or because of the deep cleansing effect before anal sex.

Howard is a perveyor of premium coffees. After his Starbucks experience he likes to spray paint the wall behind the toilet while he bends over and shouts "Onwards Howard".

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 10, 2008