pbs kids

The Soccer Mom's version of Cartoon Network, the Disney Channel, or Nickelodeon. EVERY show on it has to be "educational", and unfortunately not usually in an enjoyable way.

Bill: There's plenty of good cartoons on. Disney, Nick, PBS Kids. . .
Bob: You seriously watch PBS Kids?

by El Squibbonator June 15, 2014

PBS and wank

An alternative activity available to those who are too poor and too unattractive to "Netflix and chill."

My man Dio ain't got no job and ain't got no girl. So that fool has to PBS and wank this Friday.

by gonzobrains August 13, 2016

PBS KIDS

If you had no cable you had PBS Kids a station with good morals and teaches 3 year olds how to add.

Tyler : Dude have you seen the episode of Arthur on PBS KIDS
ME : Yeah Dude! I’m so glad Arthur punched D.W

by Ilikeschool24 March 17, 2020

PBS Face

The symptoms of PBS face are as follows. The forehead bridges directly into the nose, followed by the nose dropping seemingly directly into the chin. It is a very hideous disease and it is appropriate to point and laugh at.

Someone with PBS face looks like the symbol for PBS, it is very noticeable and obvious when you see it.

by pbsface is here April 24, 2009

PBS and Chill

Similar to Netflix and chill, but with someone over 40.

Whatcha doing tonight?

I'm gonna go by yo momma's house and PBS and Chill.

by Jetblack50 April 2, 2019

PBS Face

The symptoms of PBS face are as follows. The forehead bridges directly into the nose, followed by the nose dropping seemingly directly into the chin. It is a very hideous disease and it is appropriate to point and laugh at.

Someone with PBS face looks like the symbol for PBS, it is very noticeable and obvious when you see it.

by pbsface is here April 25, 2009

pbs kids

Granola Cartoon Network. If you grew up watching PBS kids your from somewhere like Chicago Land or the Bay Area, you definitely had a vegetable garden, and your stay at home mom or dad would walk you to elementary school with a nature valley bar and annie’s gummies packed in a re-useable snack pack.

-what was you’re favorite show when u were little?
~hmm i loved the dinosaur train, idk if u know it
-never heard of it
~ yea i watched pbs kids growing up
-oh, yep that explains a lot. i bet ur parents didn’t let u watch sponge bob either.

by K:D April 17, 2021