Payter story

A pointless story that somebody says is a good one and turns out to be the most retarded thing you have ever heard

Payter: I was talking with my dad one time and he just hit me!

Bret: that's a damn payter story!!!

by Maize man October 14, 2011

Parets

The man. The legend. The Band Director.
Delaware State Teacher of the Year 1987

Also known as P-Dog, or simply "P"

Student 1: Mr. Parets yelled at me and it was totally unfair!
Student 2: Weren't you drinking?
Student 1: ...Yeah.
Student 2: Exactly.
Student 1: Well, I guess I was being a dumbass. I actually should go thank him. He's just looking out for me, and making me a better person.

by Tiger March 5, 2005

Payton Barnett

Is a gorgeous and amazing person who everyone loves.

Omg is that “Payton Barnett”?
Yes it is, don’t you love her so much?
Yup!

by anonymous1763 July 5, 2021

Penny Payers

People who decide to pay unjust fines (eg parking tickets) entirely with pennies to legally piss off whoever they are paying the fine to.

Guy 1: what the hell they ticketed me $50 to park my car by my house? this is bullshit.
Guy 2: You should be one of those penny payers.
Guy 1: Yeah that'll teach them.

by All-American-Badass August 18, 2009

Payton

Payton is the greatest woman you’ll ever get to meet. She’s gorgeous, smart, and amazing. If you ever get the chance to meet a Payton, don’t let go of her, cause once she’s gone, she’s gone, and you’ll regret it. She’s one of the nicest people to be around, but if you hurt someone she loves, she’ll destroy you.

Dude, I fucking love Payton, like so much.

by Heyyoualreadyknowwhoiam August 23, 2018

Payton

A noble friend that never lets you down, listens to you, and is kind to you. He is also funny.

I knew Payton would come through!

by Ranger2012 March 3, 2015

Paget

an amazing girl who is always there for other no matter the circumstances, is funny, nice, and adorable. if you've had her in your life and lost her than you're the biggest fool out there. she loves beyond words and she gives the best head and is amazing in bed.

Everyone needs a girl like Paget in there life.

by bones420xxx May 23, 2016