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Time Parasite

A person that eats up all your time for no reason whatsoever.
Sam is such a Time Parasite he spent an hour in my cubicle going over the specifications when all I needed was a simple answer.
by deckarep August 25, 2010
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parasite

One who lives off of society while simultaneously mocking and hating it.
Jack: Shit dude, it's all burners, hippies, stoners, freaks and fags at this party.

Joey: Yep, nothin but parasites here, dude.
by Jack the Dick March 9, 2007
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Paraskavedekatriaphobia

A morbid , irrational fear of the date ' Friday the 13th ' .
I can't watch Jason movies cause I have Paraskavedekatriaphobia , big time !!
by Tajs666 April 10, 2009
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first amendment parasite

An individual or group of people who go to government buildings with a camera to get a reaction out of people. They claim that they're trying to protect people's rights but in reality they are just craving attention and trying to get hits for their videos.
Man 1. Hey, who's that douche bag with the camera spouting nonsense?

Man 2. Oh he's just one of those first amendment parasites. Pay him no mind.
by Dirtywoody March 9, 2020
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Parascheva

Parascheva is a wonderful girl who is always positive and friendly. She will give you a big bright smile whenever you feel low to brighten your day. This girl is very sociable and can't stand it when people don't like her. But she doesn't even need to worry about that because people always enjoy her presence and want to be around her. She is very beautiful even if she doesn't always see it, she is smart, caring, cute and adorable. Parascheva will be there for you when you need it and she will support you no matter what. You should be very happy if you find someone like her.
Person 1: who is that girl?
Person 2: you don't know her? She is Parascheva. She's a great girl and has lots of friends
by Kat79 July 10, 2020
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Pandasam563

a man who is super attractive and gets all the hoes with his massive penis
Girl 1 : Pandasam563 is so hot i would fuck him

Girl 2 : yeah Pandasam563 has such a huge penis

Girl 1 : yeah i love Pandasam563
by gabeslawncare April 10, 2022
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parasiter

parasiter: para-siter (n), a website that gathers personal information from other websites by online/electronic tracking
Nomorerack is the parasiter that tracked my online search for a specific camera before emailing me a sales link, which advertised the exact camera.
by Eizner July 19, 2013
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