Pandemic Special 

When a chick smokes a joint, smokes your pole, and swallows

I really love this new chick I’m dating! She’s a bit of a pothead but she gives me a pandemic special like 5 times a week!

Pandemic Special by rock17 September 30, 2020

Pandemic Special 

When a chick smokes a joint, smokes your pole, and swallows

This new girl I’m seeing may be a pothead but damn is she great! I get a pandemic special almost every day!

Pandemic Special by rock17 September 30, 2020

Pandemic nazi 

A pandemic nazi is any one who will cast all thier hate against anyone who expresses an opinion or statement against what is popularly believed. They primarily live on reddit.

Stop being such a pandemic nazi.

Pandemic nazi by Arbimo November 4, 2020

pandemic love 

The infatuation you feel for a person when you feeling lonely during the 2020 pandemic. When you would regularly not be feeling anything for.

Me: damn that girl fine af...
Bro: you talking bout the girl from high school that was iffy? Damn that pandemic love got you bro...

pandemic love by Davemarrow December 1, 2020

pandemic fine 

a state of being in which you are employed and healthy during a pandemic but you're also tired and depressed and feel like trash all the time

My weekend was pandemic fine

pandemic fine by Mmimimi February 1, 2021

Pandemic Fine 

You and your loved ones are fed, housed and healthy, but there's still a raging pandemic so you feel tired and like trash.

-Hey how are you?

-I'm pandemic fine.

Pandemic Fine by misslujo February 17, 2021

Pandemic Forty 

The number of pounds most people gained during the one year pandemic when everybody worked form home, eating more often and snacking all the time, and didn't get to go out and exercise enough.

Jay: Yo bro, what happened to you? Weren't you supposed to lose like 50 pounds instead?
Steve: I got Pandemic Forty. Gyms are closed. I couldn't run without a mask. All day at home drinking and eating. What do you expect?
Brian: Fat man's excuse. I was also in this shit. I didn't gain an iota during the pandemic.

Steve: Dude, your skinny ass never gets fat. It's not your discipline. It's the lucky genes talking.
Jay: Nope, I agree with Steve, it's the Pandemic. I am also on my way to get the Forty.

Pandemic Forty by Mongolian Gone Wild April 2, 2021