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Pacer Test

A P.E test where you get with 2 other people 2 of them check your almost death I mean mistakes and then you run in a "straight" line and hope you don't die in the middle of the court while you barely ran 5 laps.
The Gym Teacher: "The Pacer Test is about to begin kids!"

You: Might as well start digging my grave
by Blu • Berry • Boi March 19, 2019
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pace car

A police or highway patrol car driving on an interstate highway making it impossible for anyone to pass.
Dude, you're only going 55! I know, there's a pace car in front of me.
by J-Rod123 May 11, 2006
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PACE car

An acronym standing for "Phone, Asian, Chick, Elderly," stereotypically considered the four worst categories of drivers (i.e., people talking on cell phones, people of Asian decent, women and old people). Similar to a pace car in NASCAR, the PACE car usually sets the pace for the flow of traffic by driving slowly or erratically in front of cars wishing to pass or drive faster. Once the PACE car gets out of the way, traffic will return to normal speeds and predictability. Often other drivers in the rear of the pack will guess which category the PACE car driver belongs to before seeing the driver when and if they are finally able to pass.
Be careful honey, it looks like there's a PACE car up ahead creating a bottleneck in the flow of traffic. At first I thought they were looking for an address or parking space but now I can see its just a PACE car. What kind of PACE car do you think it will turn out to be?
by C. Elliot Lee September 15, 2013
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The Fitness Gram Pacer Test

What the speaker says:
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

How it is:
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test designed to torture children and make them want to die. It progressively gets more shitty as it continues. The 20-meter death test will begin in 30 secs. It will have you gasping for breath while your P.E. teacher yells at you to "KEEP MOVING" and you want to tell him to STFU. Line up at the start. The running speed starts fine I guess you could say but gets faster and makes you feel more suicidal each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run even when you want to fucking faint and never walk again. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over and you will thank god for giving you mercy. The test will begin on the dreaded word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
* poor student 1 dragging on the floor herself through the hall because she can't even bear to walk.*

Poor student 1: *moans in pain*
Her athletic best friend: Come on you can get there.
Poor student 1: * says in very tired voice* Can't you see I'm trying.
*two Athletic students carrying poor student 2 to the nurse's office because he fainted in the middle of the test and will probably only get an ice pack*
Her Athletic Friend: Poor kid
Poor student number 1: I am not surprised. This is what the Fitness Gram Pacer test does to children.
by That funny person January 15, 2020
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pace carty

pace means prick face carty means an asshole. so when you call a guy prick face carty. It is a coach who is a prick.
hey dave dont be pace carty all of your life cut him a break
by joe from cocomo April 21, 2009
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Pace Bait

A hot girl or guy running ahead of you that makes you stay at pace so you can enjoy the scenery
I started slowing down but caught a glimpse of some pace bait and kept going.
by DanAW June 30, 2015
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40 Pacer

A woman who only looks good at a distance but less so as she nears.
"Turns out she was a 40 pacer, but I just squinted all night and convinced myself otherwise."
by hofosho January 3, 2006
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