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lidial oxter

A musky armpit, the most eroticized zone of erogenous pheromonal enchantment (belonging to she—genius, warrior, poet—who shall remain lidially nameless), l'aisselle d'une passion particulière, or a map to the apocrine centre of the universe; and there you will discover a derangement of the senses, all forms of love, suffering and madness transformed into self discovery of life’s quintessence: where all things unfathomable and delightful are set free in sensorial splendour.
She was that rare thing, a walking sensorial hierarchy of taste, touch and smell posited in the lidial oxter.
by anonymous February 15, 2025
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Wetter then an otters pocket

So you know durning election time telemarketers will call ya phone askin if they can put 27 signs in ur yard with the electors names an shit???... Yeah... Well next time you get one of those calls you better blow that telemarketers effin mind and say HELL YEAH U CAN PUT 40 SIGNS IN MY YARD I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT.... But only on one condition...? If you will assure me that whatever jackass decides ta win, will without a doubt,.. be able to make the WHOLE USAs.................Wetter!!... then... an OTTERS gotDAMN POCKEEETTTT!!!!?????......an hell they might as make the Americas greater again too......shit...thatd be fine too.. Im sure that pocket will be mighty wet wet then dont cha think?????? (Click)
Caller:hi Mr/Mrs will u show ur support for such an suck with a shit load of signs and possibly a shit more solicited harassing calls???

Mr/Mrs: I sure will but only if you say something real dirty to me right now that will...hmm..lets see..... Make me Wetter then an Otters POCKET????
Caller:Ummmm...well.. Im not sure I can help ya with that right now...
Mr/Mrs:Well why not??? Im sure that is a fair trade for ya know...? Being so... Supportive...? Doin my american dutys an all...???
Caller: ABSOLUTELY i think thats a swell trade!!... But.. Dude.. Between me an u?.. I wouldnt even be able to tell ya where the "pocket" is on an otter!!........... Never been to good at just makin stuff wet before... Well.... So ive been told...!!!!

Mr/Mrs: Well shit fire boy just sounds like to me that you are in for a very DROUTH(ful) rest of ur dry ass life!!! Hahahahahahaha get it instead of dreadful????....
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wetter than an otters pocket

Your girl when she sees me, Seven, walking around
Girl 1: Omg I just saw Seven roaming around and they looked at me
Girl 2: Omg can they just fuck me already I’m wetter than an otters pocket I need to fix myself if they can’t fuck me
by fuckmedaddyseven June 9, 2021
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Void Monster From Outerspace

Means a monster in a void. also could mean that you are brave and such ;)
Brain: damm David you are so strong you are even brave enough to fight thoese thiefs that din't stand a chance around you!

David: Well Brain you could say that i am a Void Monster From Outerspace
by PsychoManias August 20, 2023
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