by ostrich society 2.0 September 16, 2020
by Suckayeah June 15, 2009
The Carolina Ostrich: When you put Caroline Reaper Pepper on your tongue and then from 69 spread the legs using under hooks with a Gable Grip (so your partner doesn’t escape). Then you bury your tongue in the fart box like an ostrich burying its head in sand. Then hang on and enjoy the ride.
I rode my gixer to my girlfriend’s house with a tank top on. Once there I took a sip of hooch went all in and surprised her with The Carolina Ostrich. When it was all said and done I sat on the porch staring at the weather vane and realized what a creeper I’ve become
by DangTTHGVC November 26, 2019
While preforming oral sex on a girl you put your throat on her clitoris and hum to vibrate your neck.
I preformed the Oral Ostrich on your sister last night.
by El Rojo Jesus September 06, 2010
When a female simultaneously receives both vaginal and anal sex while also giving head and two hand jobs. If you can picture in your head the head, lower body, and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name "Crazy Ostrich."
Similar to the "spastic eagle."
Similar to the "spastic eagle."
by 5GuyS May 07, 2013
by Playbut December 26, 2019
verb
1. The act of concealing one's erection from view. Commonly practiced by lying on the stomach at the beach and burying an erection in the sand.
1. The act of concealing one's erection from view. Commonly practiced by lying on the stomach at the beach and burying an erection in the sand.
Oh man did you see the tiny bikini on that honey? Ack I have a boner! Hold on. I gotta ostrich neck it.
by Officer F. August 16, 2010