optic formal

Someone who looks mad at the world and everything in it.

Guy 1: "Hey dude! How did your date go last night?"

Guy 2: "Not good. She was an Optic Formal. It sucked, I didn't know if she liked what I was doing because she just looked mad at everything."

Guy 1: "Aw that sucks."

by KmsPls May 13, 2016

Optics Cuck

A phrase typically used by Alt Right, obese, wannabe Nazi LARPers who think marching through the streets of

Charlottesville carrying Tiki torches and chanting "Jews will not replace us" is a viable political strategy.

Normal person: "If you guys are going to do public demonstrations maybe you should lose some weight and carry the American flag instead of a Swastika flag. I feel like that might be more digestible to the mainstream and your movement might actually get somewhere."
Alt Righter: "Shut up you optics cuck."

by Stu Dwan May 27, 2018

optic-rectumitis

A condition that results when your optic nerves and your rectal nerves get crossed up and you get a "crappy" outlook on life.

"What's his problem?"

"Must be suffering from optic-rectumitis."

by bob March 23, 2005

fiber optic cable

fiber optic cable is a glass or plastic cable carrying information by light energy rather than an electrical signal as with copper cables is used for main net work hubs and by customers businesses and institutions

phone and internet companies are now upgrading their copper cables to fiber optic cables and are now offering fiber optic phone and internet service to customers businesses and institutions

by littlejimmie March 12, 2019

optic nerve blocking

To block someone or something from your field of vision, meaning to not hear or see that thing until requested off.

John:Did you see Lenny today?

Clint: Nah, I used my optic nerve blocking to ignore that loser!

by YOUR SQUIP May 5, 2019

Anal Optical Nerve

n. A nerve discovered in March 2007, it connects a person's anus to the back of their eye

the Anal Optical Nerve exists, If you don't believe me, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.

by PersianDeity March 7, 2008

Optic nerve blocking

To block someone/something from your field of vision. There is a possibility that you can still hear them but it comes in the form of sounds that remind you of them.

SQUIP: It's called optic nerve blocking. I have been blocking Michael from your field of vision.

by pinkberryy August 17, 2020