human optical illusions

Women which use makeup to masquerade her ugliness and fool poor dumb man.

Guy 1#: "Hey look at that girl, isn't she just beautiful?

Guy 2#: "Naa, thats just a human optical illusions."

by MrBlonde89 July 11, 2010

The optical illusion

Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.

I've waited my whole life to get the optical illusion, and it made me feel great!

by Dump truck January 2, 2017

Crotch Theory Optimal

"Crotch Theory Optimal" or "CTO" represents a modification of the poker term "Game Theory Optimal". It is a phrase that was first coined in the aftermath of the Stones Casino Cheating Scandal. When the scandal went viral in early October of 2019, hundreds of hours of poker cash game footage came under scrutiny by many amateur and professional poker sleuths. As a whole, the community came to the conclusion that Mike Postle, with the help of Justin Kuraitis and possibly others, was cheating while playing on the Stones Live Poker Stream. One of the alleged methods of cheating involved Mike Postle placing his phone between his legs, and viewing information about his opponents' hands real time. There is much video footage which shows him looking down at his crotch while playing poker hands. Once he had information about his opponents' hands, he then often made many non-standard, and highly profitable plays. Mike Postle demonstrated that all you have to do to play optimal poker is look down at your crotch. Thus the term was born: "Crotch Theory Optimal" Joe Ingram is generally credited for first using the term on one of his YouTube Videos.

I tried to bluff the river with 8 high but my opponent made a sick bluff check-raise with 9 high. That's when I had to dig deep, look down at the phone which was hidden snugly between my legs, and bust out a vicious Crotch Theory Optimal response.... Reraise allin.

Poker is so easy when you can play CTO.

by FroggyBumBum. October 10, 2019

Optimalternative

When you see somebody doing something or acting some way and you want to do/be just the opposite.

Sunny was so sweet deciding that she would be optimalternative in her behavior as a reverse inspiration caused by the shenanigans she witnessed.

by RayRayBeLove2020 July 23, 2021

Optimal Drunkenness

The point during the night when the alcohol level in the bloodstream provides the most buzz with the least chance of discomfort later.

In economic terms: the point at which the marginal product of drinking meets the marginal cost of drinking.

After 7 beers and 3 shots of vodka, I reached optimal drunkeness and partied all night.

by Chris Cole December 5, 2004

O.D.A. (Optimal distance of attraction)

The distance at which a person is most attractive. Beer goggles decrease the ODA between persons.

"That chick has a long O.D.A. (optimal distance of attraction). I thought she was fine from a distance, but once I got up close, I realized she had a face like a horse."

by Yuichi October 1, 2007

Opticasm

Opticasm, is the usage of both Optimism, and sarcasm.

"Mark, we can totally expect to have 300 hotel guests coming in today on our slowest day." - The speaker is showing optimism, and sarcasm. Thus, Opticasm.

by Joshua (Renown Recon) McClain January 27, 2010