Oblong

Someone Who Been Through So Much Shit They Look Like They Got Hit With A Animality, Babality, Fatality, & Frendship Off Mortal Kombat 3.

Karima: This Bitch Look Like A Child Donkey no /w no Ankles.

Sumiyah: She Just A Oblong Tryna Avoid The Bracelet…

by DUB/S/KRILLA August 23, 2025

oolong

When your partner wakes up in the middle of the night, catches a glimpse of your junk, and gasps “oo long!" And then proceeds to arouse and initiate sex with your sleeping body.

Homie # 1: Yo braddah! I hooked up with a witch last night!
Homie # 2: Whaaa...she hex you or sumthin'?
Homie # 1: Nahhh...she oolonged me! I woke up nuttin' on her face!
Homie # 2: You lucky bastard...

by jhāna June 2, 2025

Oblong

A Completely Unrecognizable Person From There Original Appearance.

SMURK: Damn What Happen To Son

CESAR: He Wasn’t Always A Oblong The Boys Did Him Dirty

by DUBSKRILLA December 28, 2025

grey oblong pill

It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nanotechnology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
It tells you what to do
It's preprogrammed
It's amazing
Speaks to you directly
You behave as
It's appraising
Helps you act correctly
Helps you to be cool
It helps you rule

1: Hey dude, you got a grey oblong pill yet?
2: Yeah! It looks like Keanu Reeves

by thesquip January 28, 2024

The Oblongs

The Oblongs is an obscure, satirical tv show that aired for 13 episodes in 2001. It was created by Angus Oblong and has developed a cult following. It shows to be a profound piece of adult animation, for its depiction of LGBTQ+ people. In fact, it's better than Family Guy. But that's my opinion.

Jim: Do you remember that one TV show?
Bob: The Oblongs?
Jim: Yeah.
Bob: Yeah, I do!

by Hello_World86 July 3, 2024