Hot Bench

Shitting your pants while seated. Often as the result of an urgent need to defecate but not heeding the seriousness of your body's cry, thinking you can hold it or reluctancy to use public facilities.

Ate some bad Mexican food last night and wound up sitting on the Hot Bench in class this afternoon!

by loosestool October 18, 2017

Bench Questing

The utilization of a portable, double wide lawn chair for couples to either people watch and/or canoodle in non traditional urban and rural locations.

“Honey, do you have free to time today? I have the urge to do some bench questing in front of Chuck E. Cheese’s today.”

by Love Ambassadors December 30, 2021

Bench stud

(n): Player on a fantasy sports team of any kind who will do terribly when you have him in your lineup but will overperform when placed on your bench

Person 1: What?? What do you mean Aubrey Huff had 3 home runs tonight, I just benched him!

Person 2: Not your fault man, he's just a bench stud

by duff94 June 24, 2011

Ahmer Bench

Your max bench plus a couple of pounds, used to emphasise how much weight you are capable of bench-pressing in the gym environment.

Person 1: Yo how much can you bench?
Person 2: 250lbs
Person 1: is that your Ahmer Bench or your real bench
Person 2: My Ahmer Bench is 320lbs nize it

by nyeahehc April 16, 2019

muff bench

The female equivalent of tea bagging.

Tina snuck up on Dan while he was sleaping and gave him a muff bench.

by Dan Stark July 30, 2006

Center Bench

The position a shitty player on a team plays.

"What position do you play?"
"Center bench."

by d. navy February 27, 2012

Coon Bench

A rare specimen of Apeius Fuckuglius. The Sambo that actually can support a family. These are rare and sightings number in the teens since records began in 1486.

Dave: How are you and the family, Winston?

Winston: we are all great. I'd love to chat but I must start work, I have a family back in my mud hut to support. I guess I'm a Coon Bench.

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 05, 2021