shelf esteem

When someone builds their self esteem from self help books.

My coworker just added Dr. Phil to her shelf esteem library, now everyday at lunch its Dr. P said this Dr. P said that.

by floorfly November 13, 2010

shit shelf

the platform found inside those strange toilets in europe onto which one shits. the shit is then swept off the shelf by the flush and goes down the pipe.

"Do they have a toilet in that restaurant?"
"Yeah, but it's got a shit-shelf"
"Oh, fuck it! Let's go shit at McDonalds"

by Ralph Fitz April 02, 2004

shelf queen

A (usually) antique item, such as a clock, radio, sewing machine, spinning wheel, tool,car parts, etc, that may or may not work, kept strictly as a display item. More often than not the item does not work but the owner has no intention of repairing it, it just sits there.

If it is sometimes used and is not strictly a decoration it is NOT a shelf queen.

"Did Joe ever get that Sparton Bluebird working?"

"No, it's just a shelf queen for his mantel. Thousands of dollars for a non-working radio, just for display!"

by Old Radio Collector November 21, 2006

Shelf Kid

Shelf kids are the lovley people who chat and watch the cobra starship stickam. they are called shelf kids b/c the camera for stickam they watched from was set on a shelf.

You: were you on cobra starship's stickam today?

Me: yeah i was chatting with the other shelf kids.

by imlovintheremix January 23, 2009

Break That Shelf

That pussy busted to the point where her vagina walls are equivalent to a black hole leading to another dimension.

Man this bitch booking so many dick appointments lately. She about to break that shelf.

by OGT THE BISHOP November 27, 2019

booty shelf

When someone's butt protrudes so far away from the small of their back that you can use it as a shelf. Also a term for a really nice ass.

1. Yo lookadat hottie. He got a booty shelf.
2. I'm so upset that I don't got a booty shelf that I'm gonna go get butt implants.
3. I am enjoying your booty shelf today. *squeeze*

by Migizz April 18, 2006

Shelf tits

tits that are so pushed up they look like their sitting on a shelf

"dude, look at that girl" "man, she has massive Shelf tits!"

by maxiepie1280192 November 19, 2008