Lust Custard

Another name for cum

Also known as jizz or man mayo.

“Pour your lust custard over my fun crumble”

by gingermoon June 15, 2019

Nut Custard

Male ejaculate, jizz.

While at the golf course, behind a slow Nappy Gilmore, my bitch started Road Mapping my cock and I ended up blowing a load of Nut Custard on her face.

by Zukiman600 August 25, 2019

park a custard

Means to throw up; hurl

You guys go on ahead, I'll catch up in a few. I gotta go park a custard.

by TheDeathBot June 17, 2008

Custard ass

when your ass is the consistency of custard

just a sloppy hole

dammmnn that lad must have a custard ass after that night

OI ya custard ass

by BigrooNutz September 24, 2020

Custard Guts

A commonly used nickname for Michael Baragry

Shut the fuck up custard guts

by Custardguts October 21, 2020

Custard Boy

Often referring to the streamer Danny Aaron’s.

“You fucking Custard Boy”

by Annny Darons January 12, 2023

Snuggle Custard

A term used to describe the mess left after sex, due to male ejaculation.

"Ooops, we got snuggle custard on the fitted sheet!"

by OmblissJuice February 25, 2016