clear channel

(Verb)
When an obnoxious song is being overplayed. Typically nobody (at all, in the entire world) actually likes the song; but it gets played frequently on the radio. Mostly because Clear Channel wants to make people listen to it - those sick bastards!

See:
Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks
Grouplove - Tongue-tied

"Shit! This song AGAIN! The vocals sound like screaming children. Why the fuck?!"
"They're clear channeling this one man, escape to NPR."

by Galactic DICKtator February 05, 2013

clear the custard

Of a male, to masturbate the custard-cannon until ejaculation . Chiefly British/Australian usage. See ejaculation and masturbation-male for synonyms.

(It's hard to use this in a sentence)

Dude....I never get a girl so all I do is clear the custard.

by Stumpy69 April 17, 2006

Clear Eyes

God's gift to stoners, delivered to us by Ben Stein. It gets the red out, so people think you're sober, but your friends know better! Also comes in small, easy-to-shoplift packaging so you can save some extra money for more hydro.

I tell people that the reason I keep Clear Eyes around is because typing essays on the computer irritates my eyes.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 03, 2004

Clearing The Chamber

The act of taking a piss after masturbating to flush out the left over semen.

*Two bros finish jerking off*

Bro 1: * Goes to bathroom*
"IM CLEARING THE CHAMBER!"

by b4ck2b4ck September 19, 2019

clear port

Another name for Teterboro Airport (KTEB) outside NYC. Commonly used by business vips, execs, and celebs for its convenience.

"It's Tito Borough when it's jet flying time (clear port)
And we so thorough we the set fly or die" jim jones

by snowbdr04 April 04, 2008

Clear goo

Noun:

Pre-ejaculate; the clear viscous fluid that seeps or leaks from a man's penis when he is sexually aroused. Clear goo serves to rid the urethra of urine acid and serves as an FDA-compliant lubricant.

"Last night, Dylan's mom was giving me a handjob. It really hurt until some clear goo came out."

by David Wright Orange Park April 23, 2008

Clear Channel

radio company that has near-total control of the radio airwaves in America. broadcasts the same old shit 24/7. see also monopoly.

You're listening to Clear Channel radio!!!!

by Laird December 08, 2003