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Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks
Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice
by Towrope November 17, 2020
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Gay notice

I'm a fag n***a f**k me in a Tesla
n***a rubbin' on my thighs with some ketchup
b*t*h I'm gay so you know that I am next up
I got dildos, I got lube what you want son?

Hook
My d**k small, you act like you ain't noticed
Put my d**k inside his mouth he started chokin'
That d**k in me, bro that sh*t got me moanin'
Yes I'm gay, and my sister with that hoe sh*t

Verse 1
b*t*h I'm twerkin'
d**k up in my butt that sh*t be hurtin'
Hurtin', n***a f**k me then he close the curtains
d**k up in my kidney got me tweakin'
And I be f**kin' n***as like all weekend, yeah
Bro your d**k, that sh*t bigger than my cousin's
I might f**k my dad sike I might just f**k my cousin
d**k up in my ass bro that sh*t just got me c*mmin'
And I just f**ked a lil n***a Jimmy with my husband
I was toppin', gave him head, he stole my wallet
b*t*h I'm gay, so you know I gotta keep a dildo
I was straight, suck a n***a gay you know I'm hoe'in
You ain't never felt two d**ks in your ass
You lyin'
A gay noticed is a Male who wants to be noticed by another male who likes putting ketchup on his thighs
by De one January 12, 2021
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D-notice

Withhold information from media for reasons of state security (mainly British)
The press aren't a problem, a D-notice is in effect.
by ClarkSquire February 8, 2021
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Senpai Notice Me

The catchiest Random Encounters song known to man
Luke: I just listened to Senpai Notice Me by RE
Alex: Bro i love that song!
by Celtic forever January 24, 2024
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Notication

A short, more efficient version of the word "Notification".
I just got a notication from Twitter.
by TheEnglishWoman May 13, 2023
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noticeable penis line

A Noticeable Penis Line is the outline of a guys penis in pants (especially gray Sweatpants). The Noticeable Penis Line is usually there when a guy isn't erect and indicates weather or not he'd be good in bed. Also referred to as a NPL or Perpindickular Peen Scene.
Person 1: hey did you see Chad's NPL?

Person 2: his what?

Person 1: his Noticeable Penis Line, lemme just say it's not very Noticeable.

Person 2: no it isn't is it. But look at brad in those gray Sweatpants

Person 1: Damnnn I'm straight but he makes me wanna switch sides just as bad as Ryan Reynolds.
by Snowky96 January 10, 2023
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till further notice

A comprehensive state of suspension, with the world in the grip of coronavirus.
He accepted that he would go nowhere and see nobody till further notice. There was only uncertainty, and nothing to do but wait.
by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
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