Guy 1:That Was Soooo Cheap!
Guy 2: what did I do? You said competitive melee
Guy 1:For God's sake....
Guy 2: what did I do? You said competitive melee
Guy 1:For God's sake....
by Kerbehmain2002 September 10, 2018
An event that took place between an armed Kenosha Kyle and a legally-challenged libtard with a Glock, which resulted in the former party “vaporizing” the latter’s right arm despite being knocked down and clearing a misfire.
Imagine having the advantage tactically and still getting smoked by a kid because your reaction time is comparable to a sloth taking a shit, then fucking up your witness testimony in court and getting (figuratively) smoked again.
That is the essence of this competition. You might be a little slow at the range, but you’ll never be slower than Grosskreutz.
Imagine having the advantage tactically and still getting smoked by a kid because your reaction time is comparable to a sloth taking a shit, then fucking up your witness testimony in court and getting (figuratively) smoked again.
That is the essence of this competition. You might be a little slow at the range, but you’ll never be slower than Grosskreutz.
Friend 1: “So who’s that guy in the video?”
Friend 2: “Gaige Grosskreutz. Dude was shot after pulling a Glock on Kyle.”
Friend 1: “Man, that’s gnarly. Guess he just lost the Kenosha Quickdraw Competition.”
Friend 2: “Gaige Grosskreutz. Dude was shot after pulling a Glock on Kyle.”
Friend 1: “Man, that’s gnarly. Guess he just lost the Kenosha Quickdraw Competition.”
by -LongSchlongSilver- January 06, 2022
A very intense competition for young men to go hunting and compete for the best coochie on planet earth. Who ever finds the best quality coochie from a female carnivore wins.
Molly Wop: Yeo bizzy you tryna go on a coochie scout competition
Bizzy: Nigga stop asking me cuz every time we go out and compete I always win
Molly Wop: Aight so lemme just eat your coochie then
Bizzy: Nigga stop asking me cuz every time we go out and compete I always win
Molly Wop: Aight so lemme just eat your coochie then
by The Coochie Advisor February 28, 2021
Buddy: So, you and your wife of 5 years still get it on or what?
Me: Hell yeah, we keep it competitive between the sheets.
Me: Hell yeah, we keep it competitive between the sheets.
by the Schonz July 15, 2008
A place where exclusively white children start competing (Exclusively white children no child negro competitions allowed )
by bigmacniggadickcheese May 03, 2022
Essentially an opportunity and excuse for both skilled and unskilled players to sweat their arses off trying to obtain a virtual ranking with no material value.
Player 1: Dude I was playing some Competitive Ranked mode, damn everybody is so sweaty!
Player 2: Man that's just how it is in ranked. It's basically the definition of the phrase!
Player 2: Man that's just how it is in ranked. It's basically the definition of the phrase!
by gayfaggotniggerman September 20, 2020
Competitive Dog Fisting, or CDF, is a term used when a group of people begin randomly competing over something meaningless, using a lot of effort. If it's all in the name of good fun, it's just Dog Fisting.
by Competitive Doog Fister June 15, 2017