nostril goblin

The greenish yellow, sometimes bloody dried mucous that is extracted from the nostrils- a booger. Typically can be found on batchroom walls, drinking fountain knobs and car seats.

I was sitting in a taxi the other day and i noticed that some uncultured vulgarian cockwad had wiped a nostril goblin on the seat. That fucker!

by Chuck Wolery December 2, 2005

Sloppy Nostril

When you skeet in someones nose.

I didnt want this girl to smell my stanky ass, so i gave her a sloppy nostril.

by Dave Winks December 6, 2004

poop nostril

when a nostril is filled with a large amount of poop mistaken for a brown booger

your poop nostril is over the edge today

by 324873294 December 1, 2006

chimp nostrils

When a man, during a teabagging session, attempts to shove his balls into his partners nostrils as hard as they can...

Usually ends in a permanent flaring of the partners nostrils...

Man 1: Shit dude,. whats up with that chick's face?
Man 2: Oh man, I totally shoved my balls up her nose.
Man 1: No-ones going to want to rump her with THOSE chimp nostrils
Man 2: I would

by Chambers_dude May 10, 2007

squirrels nostril

"Tighter than a squirrels nostril" somebody that isnt forthcoming when it comes to spending money.

Have you been the bar? your tighter than a squirrels nostril!

by Snaketrifle February 27, 2011

Third Nostril

A hole in the septum (the cartilage divider between both halves of the nose) that can result from heavy cocaine use.

Ask Rob to show you his third nostril. He can put a rolled up kleenex in one side and pull it out the other, and floss it back and forth. It's nasty as shit.

by Buster the Cat May 3, 2011

coconut nostrils

Big wide set Nostrils, adj
Usually used as a racial slur
“That boy got big ass coconut nostrils”.

“That boy got big ass coconut nostrils”

by popapoppin January 29, 2018