nostril goblin

The greenish yellow, sometimes bloody dried mucous that is extracted from the nostrils- a booger. Typically can be found on batchroom walls, drinking fountain knobs and car seats.

I was sitting in a taxi the other day and i noticed that some uncultured vulgarian cockwad had wiped a nostril goblin on the seat. That fucker!

by Chuck Wolery December 2, 2005

Sloppy Nostril

When you skeet in someones nose.

I didnt want this girl to smell my stanky ass, so i gave her a sloppy nostril.

by Dave Winks December 6, 2004

poop nostril

when a nostril is filled with a large amount of poop mistaken for a brown booger

your poop nostril is over the edge today

by 324873294 December 1, 2006

chimp nostrils

When a man, during a teabagging session, attempts to shove his balls into his partners nostrils as hard as they can...

Usually ends in a permanent flaring of the partners nostrils...

Man 1: Shit dude,. whats up with that chick's face?
Man 2: Oh man, I totally shoved my balls up her nose.
Man 1: No-ones going to want to rump her with THOSE chimp nostrils
Man 2: I would

by Chambers_dude May 10, 2007

Otter's nostril

A woman's vagina

Mary invited me to examine her otter's nostril.

by Dirk Diggler II April 7, 2010

squirrels nostril

"Tighter than a squirrels nostril" somebody that isnt forthcoming when it comes to spending money.

Have you been the bar? your tighter than a squirrels nostril!

by Snaketrifle February 27, 2011

nostril reed

A nostril reed is a bugger lodged in your nose that makes a tone every time you breathe in or out of your nose. The word alludes to the saxophone or clarinet reed which, when blown through, makes a beautiful tone. The nostril reed is not often a source of pride, however.

I didn't get any sleep last night because Tim's nostril reed was honking all night long!

by wikileaksrocks March 18, 2011