nostril goblin

The greenish yellow, sometimes bloody dried mucous that is extracted from the nostrils- a booger. Typically can be found on batchroom walls, drinking fountain knobs and car seats.

I was sitting in a taxi the other day and i noticed that some uncultured vulgarian cockwad had wiped a nostril goblin on the seat. That fucker!

by Chuck Wolery December 2, 2005

Sloppy Nostril

When you skeet in someones nose.

I didnt want this girl to smell my stanky ass, so i gave her a sloppy nostril.

by Dave Winks December 6, 2004

chimp nostrils

When a man, during a teabagging session, attempts to shove his balls into his partners nostrils as hard as they can...

Usually ends in a permanent flaring of the partners nostrils...

Man 1: Shit dude,. whats up with that chick's face?
Man 2: Oh man, I totally shoved my balls up her nose.
Man 1: No-ones going to want to rump her with THOSE chimp nostrils
Man 2: I would

by Chambers_dude May 10, 2007

poop nostril

when a nostril is filled with a large amount of poop mistaken for a brown booger

your poop nostril is over the edge today

by 324873294 December 1, 2006

nostril botherer

1. A nose biscuit baked in bum passage; a tummy shame.

2. One who serially bakes nose biscuits in public places.

Jesus Frank, can you smell that?! I wonder who the nostril botherer is this time...

by donorgasm July 6, 2010

Bong Nostrils

The situation in which you hit the bong and suddenly one of your nostrils becomes clogged, yet you cannot blow anything out your nostril to clear it. Long term bong use can lead to more frequent bong nostril flare-ups.

Jon: Sniffles

Joe: Dude are you sick?

Jon: Nah man, just got some bong nostrils.

by Bongitis January 1, 2012

nostril monstral

where a man puts his penis in a chicks nostril to fuck

dude i just gave your mom the nostril monstral

by MILFhunter2010 September 15, 2009