oklahoma nose bleed

throwing your head back when your mouth get to the base of the penis while giving a blowjob as if you had a nose bleed.

John loves my blowjobs but says he wishes i would throw in an oklahoma nose bleed

by wiggywiggyyo November 25, 2019

Double Nose Bleed

The act of two lesbian lovers having sex in the 69 position while they both have they're periods in each others faces.

"hey did you hear about Stacy and Olivia?"
"no, what happened?"
"I heard while they were up at the lake house they had a Double Nose Bleed."
"...sluts"

by Maxxipadmunchesondirtytampons September 17, 2011

Noseblind

An ailment of the schnoz that can lead to severe nose-not-worky-ness. The cause of noseblindness can be anything from a point-blank skunkblast to a particularly juicy fart.

Dude, that chick's cooch is so nasty I wish I was noseblind so I wouldn't have to smell it!

by Sgt. Waffles October 5, 2010

nosebleedz

A independent woman who walks with her head held high and knows she’s the shit

Look at those nosebleedz , there’s nothing like those kind of woman

by ClevelandTopWomanGroup November 26, 2017

Epic Nose Bleed

1. When something so epic happens that you get a nose bleed.
2. A nose bleed triggered by epicness.
3. Blood draining from the nose after something epic has happend.
4. When something of epic perportion activates a nose bleed.

Guy 1: Dude...Your nose is bleeding!
Guy 2: I know man!
Guy 1: It's an epic nose bleed.

by Ilanea June 11, 2011

nozebleed

1. one who makes love to inorganic objects.

Man, did you see Larry Larson last night? He was Nozebleedin' the MPC machine!

by Goodious December 9, 2008

Nose bleed

A phrase used to emphasise one's disbelief at stupidly high prices.

"I bought my daughter the Yearbook; £25!!! I almost had a nose bleed!"

or

A: "Dad, could I borrow £25 for the school's Yearbook?
B: "Arg, nose bleed!"

by everyoneelseinthisthreadsucks June 13, 2008