drug nonce

An adult who purchases drugs from someone under the age of 18

A: Who is that dodgy bloke standing outside the youth centre?
B: Oh that's Dean, the drug nonce

by KineticX49 March 14, 2020

Yoghurt Nonce

1.) A man that enjoys putting children’s yoghurt on a girl’s vagina and licking it off
2.) A man that enjoys putting children’s yoghurt on his cock and balls before having a wank off

What’s going on DOWN there? What are you doing WITH that? THE SICKNESS of that act! You yoghurt nonce!

by 37gang October 16, 2020

nonchalant

Seeming to be coolly unconcerned or indifferent.

-- its ALL good. no drama.none of that.

he broke up with me but im nonchalant.

by drill May 20, 2005

Noach

Someone who is a muppet but also awesome. Very relaxed which can lead to an inability to see things when they are staring them in the face. Incredibly funny and intelligent, usually good at sports and other such things. Can perhaps underestimate their own strength leading to injuries of others. Incredibly attractive but also addicted to things such as nutella and whisky.

"I met this guy who's kind of crazy but really funny at the same time but also friendly but very weird..."
"What a Noach."

by tinywalrus April 5, 2013

noinch

1 schmoking weed

2 doin coke

3 drinking beers

4 all of the above

noinch noinch noinch... schmoking weed, schmokin weed, doin coke, drinkin beers...

by Fritaly December 23, 2003

Dog Nonce

An individual who sexually interferes with those members of the Canis Lupus Familiaris species who are yet to acheive full sexual maturity

Person 1: "How's it going you fucking dog nonce?"
Dog Nonce: "Canny sick you fucking queer."

by Well sick dog fucker December 9, 2008

Ho-nocchio

A lying hoe

So, my girlfriend came back form the bar last night and lied to me about sleeping with Brendan, shes such a Ho-nocchio

by Mike,Marc,Cam April 24, 2011