No No Nut November

A challenge which you can't masturbate (aka nut) from 1/11/20__ until next year's November.

It's the no nut november challenge only set on expert difficulty.

Nutter 1: Call me whatever you want, I will do the No No Nut November challenge.
Nutter 2: If you win this, I deserve to die.

by GrekMon November 16, 2018

No Nut November

Some stupid bullshit for weebs which should be nuttin November

Guy 1: Fuck No Nut November

by Bruh0169 November 06, 2020

No Nut November

You can nut within this month, just as long as its the day of your birthday in this month.

November 1st is the beginning of No Nut November and it's my bday so i can finally nut
Friends: Happy Birthday!
Me: Now I can nut bitch

by busidown November 02, 2019

No nut November Poem

When the nut was plentiful,

when the nut was tender

because I'm fasting from the nut,

I go outside to clear my mind

but I see a nut tree,

I see nuts of every kind

And so I being to wonder

if fasting from the nut is a blunder

should I just go crazy?

should I release the thunder?

But oh, no!

I made a bet that I could resist the nut

and I am not about it!

Best believe I'm not paying that five dollars.

A week left in my journey

for the nut I am yearning.

The nut will not bug me,

I'm not a roly poly

I am a man, the nut will not control me.

So December comes blooming,

blooming like a daisy.

Best believe, night of December;

your boy is going crazy.

“I’m struggling this November”
“Let me bless you with some motivational speech, listen to this No Nut November Poem”

by Yung_Samoan November 09, 2019

No Nut November Poem

It’s October 31, the cum is protruding

The darkness of No Nut November is blooming

I go to the bathroom, for one last time

Before I am tortured, and lose my mind

I lock the door, and go on Incognito

And watch a girl fuck herself with a Cheeto

I may go crazy, even insane

But No Nut November isn’t a game

I accept the challenge with open arms

And stop watching the videos — all rated R

‘Tis the last day of this terrible month

The torture and pain was all too much

As November fleats, you bast believe,

When December comes, I’ll be beating my meat

Dude 1:Hey bro did you see the No Nut November Poem
Dude 2: I failed ill take a look tho

by Reno Bumsnot November 19, 2018

No Nut November Coupon

A weak man's way of walking during the sacred month of No Nut November.

It is allowed but it can bring great shame upon your bloodline.

Man: I have not nuted this whole month. How about you?

Boy: I have, but I have a No Nut November Coupon. So I'm still in.

Man: That is fine, but you are weak. Grow stronger my friend. No more nuting for the rest of No Nut November.

by ThyNormalPerson November 04, 2019

nuke nut november

A one-time replacement for No Nut November in order to save the amazon rainforest

Guy 1: you heard about Pornhub planting a tree for every 100 vids watched?

Guy 2: yeah, No Nut November is being switched to Nuke Nut November to save the amazon rainforest

by Fave_mcfavington August 30, 2019