"I declare May 1st Day of Absolute Loyalty to Best Dear Glorious Leader Trumpmenbashi."
"No, it's May Day, aka International Labor Day. Fuck off, orange viceroy, and tell King Putin to fuck off as well."
"No, it's May Day, aka International Labor Day. Fuck off, orange viceroy, and tell King Putin to fuck off as well."
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart October 18, 2018

by Dr.Wilbur July 3, 2023

by Bobbystrurrew May 16, 2023

A shameful, but often common characteristic of an amphetamine user, particularly methyl.
When one attributes "bag loyalty" commonly referred to as "loyal to the bag" they will truly devote themselves to the substances of their addiction within the commonly used ziplock bag.
Often when asserting ones loyalty to the bag, as a pass on hierarchy effect the fiend will naturally be loyal to the holder of said bag with hopes of getting closer to the bag, maybe even getting in the "bag zone"
One must remember that the loyalty is tied to the substance, not the holder of the bag, if it were to change hands due to say a "stand over" even though the previous holder of the bag was victim to these injustices if they did not not act quick and replace said bag then there is a very high risk of your bag toting loyalty expiring that very second and shortly thereafter reactivating on the Gronk that just stole your bag.
When one attributes "bag loyalty" commonly referred to as "loyal to the bag" they will truly devote themselves to the substances of their addiction within the commonly used ziplock bag.
Often when asserting ones loyalty to the bag, as a pass on hierarchy effect the fiend will naturally be loyal to the holder of said bag with hopes of getting closer to the bag, maybe even getting in the "bag zone"
One must remember that the loyalty is tied to the substance, not the holder of the bag, if it were to change hands due to say a "stand over" even though the previous holder of the bag was victim to these injustices if they did not not act quick and replace said bag then there is a very high risk of your bag toting loyalty expiring that very second and shortly thereafter reactivating on the Gronk that just stole your bag.
Tacia: Have you got on yet Pete?
Pete: Nah, I can't be bothered riding to West, I'm gonna wait till Eric goes to Greg's and stands over him for his bag.
Tacia: But aren't you friends with Greg? Why dont you give him heads up?
Pete: Dont have to ride as far because Eric will have the bag.
Tacia: Fuck you are gronk, loyal to the bag.
Pete: Fuck up cunt check yourself before you wreck yourself the reason why Azza left you is because of ya bag loyalty.
Pete: Nah, I can't be bothered riding to West, I'm gonna wait till Eric goes to Greg's and stands over him for his bag.
Tacia: But aren't you friends with Greg? Why dont you give him heads up?
Pete: Dont have to ride as far because Eric will have the bag.
Tacia: Fuck you are gronk, loyal to the bag.
Pete: Fuck up cunt check yourself before you wreck yourself the reason why Azza left you is because of ya bag loyalty.
by bigwillyp May 18, 2024

Have someone dm or flirt with your girlfriend or boyfriend on Instagram or Facebook. A popular service for loyalty testing is www.loyalty-test.com
by Garret1122 May 24, 2023

SOMEONE THAT HAS UR BACK NO MATTER WHST AND THEY WONT LOOK DOWN ON U OR BRING ANY HARM YOUR WAY OR TO ANY OF YOUR LIVE ONES
Everybody doesn’t have loyalty.
by SKOOLYWORLD November 22, 2021

a minecraft enchatment. sometimes people will try to gaslight you into thinking that the meaning of loyalty is being faithful and devoted to someone or something, such as a person, group, cause, or organization or sum shit like that but its all a lie
by nandih October 5, 2025
