gym newbie

A gym newbie or gym noob is a newly joined unexperienced member of a gymnasium (usually due to New Years resolutions that they will not see fulfilled) they are an irritating breed.

Well known for EZ curling in the squat rack and forgetting to return weights after use and swarming the gymnasium.

We can only hope these vile creatures return to their lethargic ways of life by the end of January and leave the rest of the men molded by the iron to continue in their journey of personal improvement.

If you are a gym newbie you must wear this title in shame until you have accomplished one year of hard training and made well deserved hard earned gains. After this you shal be greeted as a brother among the iron generation.

CP - MC

Gym noob, gym newbie, New Years resolution gym members

by ShadowsAndDust January 5, 2014

newbie scum

Someone new to a discussion forum who is not qualified to make witty input to the community.

From the Phrase "fuck off and die newbie scum", common amongst the people of Carter's World.

by Pugwash February 18, 2005

Newbie

What Dr.Cox usually calls J.D (from the sitcom Scrubs.)

"listen here newbie..."And then after that being follwed by a rant.

by CommitedScrubsFan May 25, 2008

newbed

To be beaten by a newb , Someone who is knew at a game.

HAHAH That guy just got fucking newbed!

by 1337 Fork August 26, 2005

newben

German for n00b, a player new or inexperienced, or just plain faggicitly new and inexperienced

Floda Reltih: Gest act yabben ein gruben newben schibe geishwanchschlangrangbanggangwang faggenliedbrugerparishiltonsau!

Me: huh?

by wootpwna January 18, 2005

newbie days

When you're going through your first weeks of getting high a newbie tends to giggle alot over little things as pot heads the non newbies hardly ever laugh anymore they smoke to feel normal.

Mike: remember the newbie days when we smoked for the first time together in hines park
Me: yeah we had the giggles so bad
Kevin: remember we were by the water and mike talked about teletobbies coming out of the water and killing us
Me: yeah man I miss the newbie days we laughed so much over little things
Kris: its over now lets smoke some more weed

by stewfoo January 13, 2005

Newberg

A town in Oregon that is filled with fucktards and skanky sluts. It reeks of failure and marijuana. Most men in this town have tiny dicks and like other men.

Guy 1: HEEY WHER U LIEVE?
Guy 2: NEWBERG LOL
Guy 1: HEY ME 2
Guy 2: KOOL...
Guy 2: WEE FUCKS NAO?
Guy 1: YA!!!!!1!11!

by imreallycoollol October 18, 2008