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Needy Gonzales

Originates from the term we all know "Speedy Gonzales" - but is tweaked to the term "Needy Gonzales" and meant to describe those people we work with, are friends with or related to that seem to need more validation than they can ever get. They either over post on facebook, twitter, etc, the stupid boring things they are doing at all times, or, make you feel uncomfortable by how sensitive they are in meaningless everyday conversations. They are a step beyond being just douchey. They are uber needy. Therefore they can be described as "Needy Gonzales". Can be abbreviated to "Needy G".
"Well I try not to post all my vacation photos on facebook, cuz it makes you look like a Needy Gonzales", aka Needy G.

"He would be cool if he wasn't such a Needy Gonzales."
by Steflepp March 6, 2010
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Social Needs

The habitual need to engage in social media communications as an unconscious attempt for validation of social acceptance. A type of obsessive compulsive disorder most likely rooted in childhood trauma or parental neglect.
"Man she updates her profile like 20 times a day!" "Yeah I heard she's social needs, just hit it n quit it"
by beergrunt September 25, 2016
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It Needs the Umlaut

Its like soccer in every way except... The whole point of the game is to kick the ball over the fence.

and...

The Squiggle Guard sits on the fence with a rapier and tries to stop the ball from getting kicked over the fence.

All the while the Squiggle Guard tries to stab the Squiggler (whom is without clothes). The Squiggler has a single coin somewhere beneath his or her skin and must try to get the Squiggle Guard to stab his coin.

On the other side of the fence the Squiggle Monkey waits to try and catch the ball.. but for the entire game the Squiggle Monkey has to ride a unicycle and scream "SHAKESPEARE!!" as loud as they can.

The game ends every forth Tuesday.
"I challange you to a match of It Needs the Umlaut"

"My grandfather told me of the drama and heartbreak of the great It Needs the Umlaut series of '72"
by It Needs The Umlaut January 18, 2009
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I have needs

A colloquial phrase signifying an overlooked state of demand, exigency, or indispensability addressing to one's response to oppression, selfless dedication, or inadequacy of a type of necessity.
See Maslow's hierarchy of needs.
"I work 10 hours a day, 7 days a week with minimum wage so i could feed my children and send them to school. I have needs too."

Girlfriend: "How come we never do it?"
Boyfriend: "Cause, you know about my disorder. You know.. down there."
Girlfriend: "I have needs, you know. Do you want me to go fuck some other nigga?"
by Xent December 25, 2007
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your country needs you

Why should I give a fuck? The bosses run the country anyway.

It really means "your government needs you" (to do its dirty work for it, usually by killing foreigners). It's because government can't survive without mass obedience that we should tell it to fuck off whenever it "needs" us. Down with the government!
When I need my "country", it's never there for me, so why should it expect me to be there for it in return?
by annoyed anarchist May 2, 2004
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needyocrity

A state of being when living in a needyocracy.
Wealthy Western people are often bombarded by the media with scenes of needyocrity in poorer nations.
by fetsiboomsticks October 18, 2008
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nerdsy

Being a talented sculptor and Star Wars trivia champ, she was undoubtedly nerdsy.
by MartyMcSorley October 30, 2017
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