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People who define names

RETARTED PEOPLE WHO CANT GET COMPLIMENTS IN REAL LIFE SO THEY COMPLIMENT THEMSELVES ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE THEY ARE DESPERATE TO GET ANY FORM OF A POSITIVE COMMENT SO THEY DO IT THEMSELVES AND IN THE FUTURE WILL BE ALONE AND DIE ALONE WITH ONLY THEIR STUPID DEFNITIONS
Retard: People who define names (aka me) are so awesome
Person with a brain: Wrong you stupid mutt
by TheEarthIsFlatIdiotsUGH December 7, 2021
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people's names

something that everyone attempts to define on urbandictionary.com but that are rarely accepted for good reason
idiot: i am going to try to define a bunch of people's names on urbandictionary

me: dont waste your time, the editors will vote them down
by iamthewalrus123 July 14, 2010
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Names

Voting on Names for urban dictionary should have a neutral bias as urban dictionary previously had both negative and positive results for name search
Grandma: have you ever played scrabble
JL: oh yes grandma I recall the rule book mentioning names do not count as wordplay
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Urban Dictionary Names

The most toxic definitions on this damned website.
The people who write these only define their own names to feel better when they are just fucking losers.
They eiter say something about how good gals they are or how long their schlong is, when infact they are just the local high school bitch and a weeb with a 2 inch dick.
Stay away from these.
George is an 11 year old boy, he just found this cool website called Urban Dictionary.
George thought he could make a definition, so he chose to define his own name:
"George is a beutiful boi thet pleis minkref and has long dikk limp biscuit"
In real life, george is just a disqusting disfunctional member of society, that just started the worst trend on this damned website.
URBAN DICTIONARY NAMES
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Names

Person 1: hey! What's your name?

Person 2: My names Evan

Person 1: Your an asshole!!!
by KurtAngelico December 5, 2013
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Holy Names Academy

1. A Catholic all-girls school in Seattle, Washington. One of the most prestigious and academically rounded schools in the Northwest. The stereo type is that we're all a whole bunch of nerdy lezbos that are afraid of dudes.
2. The truth is, we're all a bunch of sexually deprived boy-crazy bitches who will do ANYTHING with ANYONE. Although there are some of us who resent both of these stereotypes don't fit in to either categories and are actually normal.
1. Look at that dude reading Hamlet in the corner. OH WAIT, that's a chick. She must be from Holy Names Academy.

2. Dude, I totally banged Samantha last night. I was kinda off my game at first, but then I realized it didn't matter because she was from Holy Names, and she'd do anything with me no matter how off I was.
by BraceFace99 January 8, 2009
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