my ass is numb

when a large shit goes out your ass and hurts then feels numb

mom my ass is numb

by Man is man December 8, 2020

Suck my ass

For all the haters who think they are good and better than everybody else.

"And then I said suck my ass!"

"Give me a time and place slut!!"

by Illuminati August 25, 2014

Eat my ass

This is a term usually directed at someone you don't like or just don't care for.

Sally: "Fred is so weird"
Henry: "Fred can eat my ass"

by holveck July 12, 2018

Pain in my ass

When a person is annoying me specifically

He keeps interrupting me when I am busy, so he is a pain in my ass.

by Jess Z February 26, 2009

Suck my ass

This is usually meant for all the haters. If you hate someone just tell them "suck my ass" and they'll fuck off!

Hater: You're so fugly!
You: Suck my ass bitch!!!

by yo chilllll September 14, 2014

suck my ass

A kind pharse used to tell others they mean the world to you. Warning: Do not actually suck their ass

"Hey Bill, suck my ass"
*Bill smiles* "Only if you'd let me"

by getsome69 November 3, 2014

ghetto, my ass

<< (Don't be thinkin/bout MY ASS, homey -- it's just a figure of speech.) >>

"GHETTO, MY ASS" is what I say when I call bullshit on phony ghettoisms in the UD.

UD FAKER: "Weebee gone odair. Dooda bus or da ambalunce cum by heres? U Got's a dolla?"

ME3: "GHETTO, MY ASS !!" (STSMFU)

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006