fudge musket

Slang term for a gay mans penis.

Hey dude, are you going to fuck me in the ass with that fudge musket?

by Fudge Musketeer August 2, 2006

Tennessee musket

When you are fucking a girl, take your chewing tobacco out, put it on her asshole, and keep going

"So I met this chick at the mud bog the other night."
"The hot one?"
"Yep. Did the Tennessee musket on her ass"
"Damn dude!"

by Treefidy February 6, 2018

Musket Shot

Main Entry:Musket shot
Pronunciation:\ˈmes-kət\ \shot\
Function: noun
Etymology:(Derived from Slaterism, Conlonism, and or Nielsenism) Common term used amongst close friends(i.e. locker room, garage, bar room, sexual engagement)
Date: Circa 2008
Def: Defined as: When a male counterpart ejaculates (i.e. blows his load) into a females mouth, proceeded by packing the wad using genitals; (i.e. stuffing his load down her throat with his cock)follwed by the female orally discharging "the load" into/onto another female.

Ex: Joe face fucks Susan untill he cums in her mouth, then stuffs the load down her throat. Susan proceeds by spliting the load into Becky's face therefor giving Becky the "Musket Shot"

by Slater,Conlon, and Nielsen January 18, 2008

musket chugger

A derogatory term used to degrade old men who pass the time by sucking on the penises of their fellow senior citizens. The plural form of this noun is known as a “double-barreled musket chugger” in which an older man simultaneously and skillfully chugs two penises at one time. Term originated from act that single handedly ended the Civil War at the Battle of Palmito Ranch in which General Custer surrendered after being forced to double barrel musket chug both Abraham Lincoln and General Grant a period in excess of an hour.

His bike was broke and Ian had no money to fix it so he double barrel musket chugged that man real good and got it for free. What a Musket chugger...

by Meh Meh Where's My treat March 22, 2008

Kentuckey Musket

The act of having intercourse while the man has chewing tobacco spread around his penis.

"hey Jim, I heard you gave that girl a Kentuckey Musket last night."
"Yeh, she got a yeast infection."

by Gwirty May 25, 2009

Mud Musket

A dick covered in shit after being pulled out of a poop filled asshole.

After fucking that bitch the other night, she let me stick it in her ass, little did I know she turned it into a mud musket.

by NaggerBagginCoonSkinner April 19, 2013

Musket Meme

A meme that is expected to be located within the document folders of Musketmarine. This does not determine the quality of the meme; Rather what one should expect to find in Musket's folder.

That meme was not too bad. Is it a Musket Meme?

by The_Generalissimo April 29, 2022