Muckin' Duck

Messing around, not getting anything productive done. Usually has negative connotation.

Rod: my boss is making me angry today!
Drew: whats he doing?
Rod: just the usual, muckin' duck and having me do all the work!

by Baltimoore November 6, 2010

Munkin

Controversial misspelling of the word Munchkin. Often raising the question - intentional or iliterate?

You're Munkin is getting so big!

by Munkin Dunkin December 18, 2015

Musking

To do to something what Elon Musk is doing to Twitter.

That dog is really Musking that stuffed animal.

by Slimenator December 13, 2022

Elon Musking

When a man jerks off and bukakkes her face inside an electric vehicle

Dude I was Elon Musking all over this chic's face in my Kia Kona

by Parale May 20, 2019

merkin

A pubic Toupee

A family guy reference in two episodes

Man: "Hey kid, wanna buy a merkin?"
Chris: "What's a merkin?"
Man: "Why it's a pubic toupee"

by The Great Talag March 12, 2004

Musking

Being at a loss for words; unable to finish a sentence; just like Elon Musk while introducing a new Tesla.

"Wow I can't speak one straight sentence"
"Yeah, you're musking like crazy"

by Dnkppsks August 8, 2019

Marking Territory

When you click the "Like" button on every single thing on a person's Facebook profile page in order to give the impression to any outsiders visiting the page that you are in a close relationship with that person, and therefore have a certain degree of ownership over that person, much as a dog urinates all over a particular tree, marking it clearly with its own identity, in order to say to other dogs, "Back the fuck off, this tree is MINE."

So that no eager underclassmen would snatch his prized incoming freshman while he wasn't keeping an eye on her, insecure senior Connor quickly began marking territory all over beautiful, young Nina's Facebook profile, liking everything from statuses to profile pictures to Wall posts. When all the turned-on underclassmen went online to look her up after first seeing her at freshman orientation, they were quickly disappointed, thinking Connor might as well be her boyfriend.

by Metasystem September 16, 2011