Muppets

Middle-aged Under-achieved Pathetic People expecting Too much Support.

What becomes of a Yuppie.

Me, and the City of London, bunch of bloody muppets...

...guess we had it coming to us, still - someone else will pay.

by Chas445 February 12, 2009

muppet

weird little puppet things on sesame street and other little children's shows

big bird: hi kids today's weather is joint
cookie monster: big bird, thats not weather
Big bird: okay then today's letter is acne
Cookie monster: big bird, that a word not a letter
Big Bird: okay today's letter is 3
Cookie Monster: big bird thats a number not a letter
Big bird: no, but its the number of joints i smoked today

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

Muppet

Someone who is soft, as in they cant fight.

some guy comes upto you in the street acting all ghetto, like hes about to beat you up. you say: come on then lets fight, and he backs down and runs away. hes a muppet

by stevie steez October 25, 2003

Muppet

Well, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet but man, hahaha...ahh...so to answer your question, I don't know.

by TightFade April 9, 2003

Muppet

1) Comical Puppet invented by Jim Henson.
2) Slang term for someone who is clumsy or otherwise fat fingered.
3) John Moffet.

Emile Heskey missed an open goal on Saturday - what a muppet!

by woodpidgeon September 29, 2003

muppet

An Individual that attends football matches believing that they can fight with the opposing teams Firm , but will on the sign of any trouble run and shat their pants.

Pat Kelner is a Muppet.

by Joe Ninety December 20, 2003

muppets

Euphemism for oral stimulation of the penis, esp. when the recipient utilizes the back of the head or neck of the fellator to increase stimulation and/or speed of sexual congress.

Angelina Jolie's beautiful, full lips lead me to believe that she would give great muppets.

by Stompbox May 3, 2004