yummy mummy

A young, sexually attractive mother. There is an important age distinction between a yummy mummy and a MILF. Yummy mummys are younger than 30, while MILFs are older than 30.

Dude, I pulled a hat trick! First I banged that sweet 19-year-old yummy mummy Leslie, and then I did her mom--that MILF Heather. Worship me, for I am god!

by SkidMarkyMark July 13, 2006

Mummy Mouth

When the verticle lines on a ladies lips resemble that of a mummy. Often happening prematurely and with smokers.

She would be really good looking except for that mummy mouth, now the only thing she is good for is giving head.

by scottyo October 26, 2012

mummyPug

mummyPug is the internally viral mother of the rascal and nuisance, iPugsieHD.

mummyPug is the internally viral mother who’s also a fantastic looker.

by iPugsieHD June 10, 2018

easter mummy

The opposite of the Easter Bunny who steals easter egg presents from their own kids without telling them.

"I'm afraid Aunty Mavis forgot to get you an easter egg this year little billy", said the easter mummy, "but anyway you've still got 3 more to eat and we dont want you getting sick - right?"

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

mongolian mummy

When a man wraps his dick in freshly cooked Mongolian BBQ noodles and spices, and his partner blows him, while slurping the noodles

That bitch last night sure was hungry. She ate up that Mongolian Mummy, and even left room for seconds!

by MoBuckets January 4, 2017

Waking Mummy

When a male ejaculates on a sleeping females eyes while she is sleeping. The female is surprised when she wakes up to find her eyes are crusted shut such that she needs to raise her arms like a mummy to find her way to the bathroom.

That girl was such a bitch I gave her a waking mummy.

by DoubleD629 September 21, 2019

suger mummy

A suger mummy or daddy is a older partner who buys the other many gifts as a show of affection. For the relationship to be a suger mummy/daddy relationship they you get partner must only stay in the relationship because of the gifts

“Sarah got me another pair of Jordan’s”
Bro she is such a suger mummy

by Dash127 April 4, 2022