The act of freezing one's own turds (Log form only), keeping them onhand in the icebox, and bringing them out to penetrate others with in a very sexual manner (*at least until they melt).
To be used in general conversation:
"Anne - That is a nice pair of shoes you are wearing - How about a muddy mogul?"
"Anne - That is a nice pair of shoes you are wearing - How about a muddy mogul?"
by Colorado Mark February 26, 2005
The darkened skin area around the vagina which leaves one with the impression that a muddy boot had recently trod upon it. Often called a muddy bootprint
When Tatiana fell on her ass, the muddy boot was peering out the sides of her thong. The image stalked Jonah's thoughts like an angry lumberjack.
by Pantaloon January 09, 2008
by Pero quiero cereal April 20, 2016
When someone farts on another's face and poo sprays out. These shit particles appear to look like freckles. Hence, muddy freckles
Ed: Jay just launched an air biscuit in Chris's face!
Kyle: Did Chris always have freckles?
Chris: HOLY FUCK
Jay: HAHA MUDDY FRECKLES!
Kyle: Did Chris always have freckles?
Chris: HOLY FUCK
Jay: HAHA MUDDY FRECKLES!
by Ekuhn October 04, 2010
Ethan - "Yo Luke, your mom gave me the maddest muddy dick last night"
Luke - "What does that mean"
Ethan - "Ya know, your moms shitted on my dick"
Luke - "What does that mean"
Ethan - "Ya know, your moms shitted on my dick"
by Mud Dick February 10, 2017
Someone who has been apart of so much drama and so many lies that they refuse to apologize or back up once they find out the truth, they're feet are too muddy
by Nice try girls October 26, 2020
The other night after a sweaty bluegrass jam me & Billy was at the creek & the pegging game was STRONG till that brisket game me the sharts. What started as an erotic hook-up ended as a muddy unicorn .
by Coolmedian June 01, 2018