Mucky Film

Porn

I downloaded mucky films onto my dads laptop and now it has a virus.

by BigA1990 June 11, 2018

Mucky Blonde

A hair colour. Usually a mix of brunette blonde and gold. Not the type of blonde that is associated with ditziness. They are usually brainier than bleach blondes even though this is not considered a personality trait.

Girl 1: Wow, you aced that test!!
Girl 2: It's coz I'm mucky blonde!!!!

by Muckieblonde6 September 26, 2009

Mucki

Mucki is the whitest person in the world. Mucki is the vanilla ice cream flavor in girls' names. Mucki is so white, she gets a sunburn standing in front of the TV. In fact, she is so white she refuses to go shopping on Black Friday. Mucki is so white she thought only white people live in the White House. She could even go to her wedding naked. Mucki is so white she makes Michael Jackson look black.

"Mucki"

by Fuzzi_98 May 17, 2022

mucky fat

Dripping , typically in pot/tub (collected when roasting pork or beef)
May be consistent or separated, with the white (lard) fat layer at the bottom and a dark (cooked blood and oil) layer on the top.

{Traditional Yorkshire/Lancashire fare}

* "Can I have a pot of mucky fat please, love?".

* Do us some mucky fat on toast, lass!"

by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

Mucky Moody

When you poke your girlfriend up the arse and then wipe your fingers on your sunday lunch and cook it in the oven.

After sunday lunch, i served the pudding which was a mucky moody.

by Kipperminted Fry January 6, 2009

mucky spanial

When a girl proceeds to lick our a dirty crusty bum ring, whilst having a shit next to their dog who has a life threatening tumor

I performed a mucky spanial yesterdayx

by Mucky spanial January 24, 2023