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maryland avenue montessori

a place where grassed cowlike humans go.
they're okay at volleyball when against a
melancholy team, horrible at cross country. a
school to go to if you want to be made fun of, get devoured in the face by a kickball or BOTH! it's
in an odd part of milwaukee where the roads are gloomy and littered with trash. speaking of trash, the school lunch is literal dogs shit with jello-like syrup and burger buns that are soggier than moist crackers after you put them in the same container as your cheese. it’s truly amazing how many bitchy students can fit in a small classroom with a bitchy substitute because the teacher got pregnant. if you want moldy homework and peers that just can’t seem to act normally, maryland is the place to go!
Maryland Avenue Montessori (Mary-land Av-eh-new Mon-tess-orry)

A school that
“I heard we’re playing against Maryland…”
“That’s the place where all the cows go??”
“Ew”
“Yeah”
by An angry teen December 9, 2021
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hostess with the mostest

A most dedicated hostess willing to please everyone.
Also- the most groovy put out chick...
This is a groovy party and you are the hostess with the mostest.
by Avior April 10, 2005
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mostestest

1. the most a person can be loved.

2. the definition of most times infinity (and beyond), pi, etc. cannot be beaten.

3. how much becky loves dan.
Becky - i love you.
Dan - well, i love you most.
Becky - too bad, because i love you mostestest.
by beckyyy. June 21, 2007
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Moses taco

The mightiest taco of all. Get lost in a spreaded sea of spicey beef, cheese and vegetables. Yes, the Moses taco is indeed mighty. Also see Jesus Burrito and Satan Sandwich.
"Man, this Moses taco makes me want to free some Jews."
by Joseph Mihalski February 5, 2004
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moses

One of the hippest Jews on the planet, like Jesus and Woody Allen.
Yo moses, howzit goin homeslice!
by dehidral767 July 3, 2005
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moster

A word that means "greater than most"
Maya: "I love you, Ken"
Ken: "I love you moster, Maya"
by kenzhou321 September 26, 2010
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Emily Montes

Emily Rose Montes is a 9 year old hyperpop singer who has absolute SHOOK the MUSIC INDUSTRY, her debut album Emily Montes (self-titled) offers deep insight to the horrors of the Covid-19 pandemic. Her other albums like Emily Rose bring light to the issues of police brutality, while also dissing popular rapper Nicki Minaj. Her album Club Emily gives new remixes to her classic hits. She's also set to appear in the newest seasons of American Horror Story and Dance Mom's.
Person A: Have you heard listened to Emily Montes on Spotify?
Person B: Of course I haven't been living under a rock.
Person C: Who’s Emily Montes?
Persons A and B: SCREECHES WHILE STABBING PERSON C.
by YasQueen69 August 18, 2021
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