moosemunch

When a guy with an extremely large nose tries to go down on a girl, but just can't gain entry.

1) His nose is to blame for all of his moosemunch encounters.

2) Vicki got moosemunched when she asked her Iraqi boyfriend to eat her out.

by Maryjuana October 3, 2006

mooseman

Cult radio celebrity often known to call in to radio shows on late night radio to belittle the radio hosts and generally cause mischief. Likened calls often refered to as a "moosey"

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

mossmoe

A huge fucking rod of steel

James beats his mossmoe of doom

by James Mower January 26, 2006

moosemove

Otherwise known as "pulling/doing the moose", the "moosemove", is an ambiguous practice, and is most common among inexperienced men during the art of sexual practice. It is usually defined as mistaking the anus for the vagina or clitoris, so is usually "pulled" during foreplay or "doggy sex".

"Dude, he totally pulled a moosemove on her, and that's not the funny part! She was too embarrassed to complain, and didn't tell him until 10 minutes in!"

by Rory McMoose April 27, 2005

Mossetto

1)A girl who farts while fuckin with a boy or a man.(But the smell that she ejacuates be so likely and increases sexness of that man with whom she's fucking).In short a girl who farts while fucking with a man or boy is called Mossetto

"Aye yo homie,look at tha' bitch she's so pretty & and ya know tha one thing 'bout her that she's a Mossetto,man"!

by Ra Skull January 8, 2011

Moosemouth

Naturally occuring in shopping malls, tractor pulls, fireworks celebrations and your local Cinnabun; a moosemouth is when a double-fupa results in a horizontal indentation in the area of the lower abdomen. Depth of valley between the fupae can range from slight (barely visible line) to indeterminable. Most visible in stretch pants, though in rare occasions can be witnessed under denim.

Hey Bev, those yoga pants really show off your moosemouth

by Kendizzel April 5, 2011

MossyMossy

A gentle soul with hormones like a woman. You can distinguish the MossyMossy by its distinct smell of bacon and extreme curiosity.

MossyMossy, Y U NO ASK SOMEONE ELSE?

by kholkaker August 1, 2011