Goot Mont

Goot Mont. Drop the knowledge; dome; head piece; anything referring to head

I got the goot mont last night

by Joey Crack November 18, 2004

Monte Carlo

A damn nice car made from 1970-1988 and then brought back in 1995. The best years of these cars are 1973-1977. Not 78 and newer (sorry Monte Guy). These cars are cliche'd for being low riders and are heavy as hell, but can and do make a good sleeper. These cars can also take a lot of punishment which is why a lot of people use them as demolition derby or circle track cars.

Check out that awesome red and white 1976 Monte Carlo. He sure smoked that '70 Chevelle.

by 76monteman April 4, 2004

Joaquin Montes

Someone who hurts everyone because they can.

Someone who acts superior just because he was brought up in a rich family.

In short, someone whose attitude sucks because he/ she bullies everyone around him/ ber.

I’ve known it all along, my bestfriend is a Joaquin Montes. She constantly bullies the shit out of me, and I let her before because I didn’t know any better.

by Caffeinated Kween December 29, 2018

monte cristo

Denotes a sex act whereby one coats thier cock in raspberry jam and ass fucks another person.

This freaky ho couldnt get enough so I gave her the monte christo so she would shut the hell up and I could get some sleep.

by SrBlanco January 24, 2005

Monte girl

An offensive slang used against a breed of zombies. Monte girls are not born but rather initiated into a “school” where they are brainwashed into believing they are superior than all others. This makes monte girls extremely arrogant, entitled and most of all… dangerous.

1: “Is that a Monte girl?”
2: “No thats a brain eating zombie.”
1: “Aren’t they the same thing?”

by AntivaxDad8562 November 25, 2021

Monte Wasted

Formerly known as "white girl wasted"

When you get so drunk you go through the night doing shenanigans such as yelling the N word, hitting on girls, puking on other peoples shoes and clothes then sitting on them

"Dude I got white girl wasted last night"

"No you didn't. You go Monte Wasted!!"

by The Cream Machine24_24 March 8, 2013

Monte Carlo

Ham and cheese sandwich with strawberry Pop Tarts as the bread.

I was mad hungry this morning so I just whipped up a Monte Carlo.

by Buttwipes October 14, 2020