Mormon Dormon

The habit people have of congregating in doorways to hold conversations, blocking your way in or out. Also pertains to blocking aisles or any necessary pathways.

I can't get through the doorway of the grocery store because these Mormon Dormon's are standing here in a huge group talking about last night's family home evening.

by soldier's girl September 20, 2010

Mormonville

Any city in Utah

Bill:"Where do you live?"
Hailey:"In Mormonville"

by aeden#@! January 23, 2011

Mormonization

The act of being mormonized i.e. To become mormon

Mormonization is a very real threat in Utah; It kills thousands every year.

by adark,aardvark,china,k-zark July 19, 2011

Spooky Mormon Hell Dream

A hell dream with your gay crush, and four assholes

Elder Price had a spooky mormon hell dream after he abandoned his mission partner.

by Dear_Zoe_Murphy October 25, 2018

mormon porn

the art of photoshopping any picture with a foreground mask in a way that makes the background image appear pornographic in nature but is in fact totally innocent.

dude, we've made this image of Becki at the mall look totally dirrrty with some mormon porn photoshopping.

by Topper Bottom? September 5, 2010

Monmouth County

A US County located in Central New Jersey that is a utopia of upper-middle class Catholics and Jews due to the high population of Italians and Irish and of course Jewish people coming down from New York City. Monmouth County is quite a wealthy area and is your typical suburbia.

Housewive From Monmouth County
"Oh my Gawd, guess what I'm doing today? I'm going out with my girlfriends while my husband works and i sit on my fat ass.

by dppilot January 14, 2008

Mormon hit

The last hit of a bowl that's 50% weed and 50% bhutane before going out. The ashes are white and powdery, much like most Mormons

Any of y'all wanna do the Mormon hit? The bong's almost out.

by downstreamHike September 30, 2018