monkeybull

The dude who constantly attempts to provoke a response in others by doing nasty fucking shit or saying supremely ignorant shit akin to just begging to be punched in the face.

That monkeybull took a massive shit not only leaving the toilet clogged, but somehow managed to smear an ass-skid of crap on the toilet seat, leave a shit smear on the toilet paper roll itself and some poop on damn toilet flusher. Then the monkeybull bitched about the kitchen counters being dirty.

by Mskittypurrs December 9, 2020

monkeycity17

a monkey who is the king of swag and the goat of party games

Isaac: I just queued monkeycity17
Cole: God I wish I were you

by Selk Bag Enthusiast February 9, 2023

monkeybating

The act of a monkey masturbating usually in public display such as a zoo.

Everytime I go to the zoo I witnessed some very typical monkeybating.

by Malodorous June 24, 2016

monkeycat

Originated from a Sobe cap in 2001, known as "monkeycat"

My sobe cap said "monkeycat"

by monkeycatDx October 18, 2008

monkeyboy

gay guitar player with bald head and glasses

i hear that monkeyboy likes it up the anus while he strums his plank

by eamon target September 4, 2003

Monkeybird

The name of the flying beasts in The Wizard of OZ. Also can be associated with hideous looking females.

"Damn man, that woman be looking like a monkeybird!"

by Hosami March 17, 2009

Sexual Monkeybars

Sex between a really large guy and a small girl, or extremely active sex.

"Oh man, those two are totally mismatched, she's gotta do the sexual monkeybars"

by Cyanidegelcaps February 20, 2009