mayonaise monocle

A form of chiefing in which the person, who is passed out, receives a circular mayo squirt around their eye.

When the Fillipino baron awoke, he found that he fell asleep with his mayonaise monocle still on his face.

by Heinz 57 August 27, 2003

Asian Monocle

Similar to Asian Goggles, but performed with only one testicle on one eye.

alternatively the asian monocle can be achieved by simply poking another person in the eye with your penis.

girl - "shiiiiiiiittt my eye"
boy - "yeah bitch, you just got an asian monocle".

guy 1 - "hey. did you hear barry has the ball cancer"
guy 2 - "i know it sucks, but at least he can easily asian monocle bitches now"

by Eddy Jones January 18, 2009

Monacle

When a person where’s this type of vision magnifier they are destined to soon have a dislocated shoulder by no means of nature. It is a term commonly used in the mills.

Person one: aye moe how yhu dislocate your shoulder?
Person two: I had a monacle on dummy

by 60millsboi May 29, 2019

Arabian Monocle

It is similar to the Arabian Sunglasses but instead of using both testicles only one is used. It is a way for people with only one testicle to still have the fun of being able to give someone Arabian Sunglasses with only the requirement of one testicle.

"Hey guys I just Arabian Monocled * insert name here * "
" I just gave the Arabian monocle to * insert name here *

by Meemoo Haxor August 30, 2013

Beer Monocle

When you are going to sleep with someone unattractive, but you are just drunk enough to not care.

Yo you are way out of Sarah's league.
Yeah, I know. I Just had my Beer Monocle on.

by stoneystupidface April 8, 2018

The Reverse Monocle

A variation of the (Eye) Socket Fuck...Having someone take out their prosthetic eye and assume the doggy style position. Wedge the eye in the butt crack, just above the balloon knot. Have great sex...for a twist on The Pirate, try the Pirate Monocle, pull out on cum on the fake eye. Kicking in the shin or equivalent is optional...

"Hey Boss..."
..."Yeah?"
"You remember that hot chick with the fake eye?"
..."Yeah"
"I did the The Reverse Monocle all over her ass last night...Arrgh..."
..."Nice..."

by The real Keyser Soze April 13, 2013

swedish monocle

when you place your testicle on your partners eye(usually this move is only used if you have only one testy(yes there are people with one testy)). Its called "swedish" because the swedes do stuff like that for fun.

jessica was passed out drunk at Jimbobs, so I gave her a swedish monocle. it fit her well.

by JMACfuck November 22, 2007