by Scrambly March 21, 2017
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by UDlover1129 July 7, 2010
Get the Monday mug.The when all wars are started. Most deaths occur. Everyone hates this day.
Mon- latin means "earth fucks everyone on earth"
Mon- latin means "earth fucks everyone on earth"
You have cancer, today is monday.
You find your girlfriend cheating on you on mondays.
Hey your whole family just died in a horrible car accident involing zeebras and clowns, Oh yeh, today is monday!
You find your girlfriend cheating on you on mondays.
Hey your whole family just died in a horrible car accident involing zeebras and clowns, Oh yeh, today is monday!
by Terence June 16, 2003
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The group is usually predefined or obvious.
The group is usually predefined or obvious.
Walking into a group of annoying freshmen
Andy: I hate Mondays.
Jess: I know!
Freshman: I have no idea that these two are actually discussing MY failure at life and existence in general
Andy: I hate Mondays.
Jess: I know!
Freshman: I have no idea that these two are actually discussing MY failure at life and existence in general
by Brianurlacher March 14, 2008
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by Kuro0kami July 17, 2016
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2:Wow, i beg you stop acting like a 'monday'
1:Check your mum bruv
2:OMG your a butterz little 'monday'
1:Hi
2:Just 'monday'
2:Wow, i beg you stop acting like a 'monday'
1:Check your mum bruv
2:OMG your a butterz little 'monday'
1:Hi
2:Just 'monday'
by Scille November 2, 2008
Get the Monday mug.A derogatory name for a black person.
links the universal hatred of the day "Monday" with the black population.
Often used in large, either formal or predominantly black social settings by other ethnic groups, as to avoid serious altercations.
links the universal hatred of the day "Monday" with the black population.
Often used in large, either formal or predominantly black social settings by other ethnic groups, as to avoid serious altercations.
Craig, "Man, I hate Mondays"
Mike, "Yeah me too look at his big lips and jerry curl, btw what are you doing tonight , it's saturday?"
"That fucking Monday just stole my bike"
"This city is infested with Mondays"
Tommy, "hey guys come over and watch Monday night football"
Jim, "No thanks I hate Mondays, I see enough of them on the bus"
Mike, "Yeah me too look at his big lips and jerry curl, btw what are you doing tonight , it's saturday?"
"That fucking Monday just stole my bike"
"This city is infested with Mondays"
Tommy, "hey guys come over and watch Monday night football"
Jim, "No thanks I hate Mondays, I see enough of them on the bus"
by theultimatelinguist October 8, 2012
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