moisty towelette

Someone who's wet.

My brother's girlfriend is being such a moisty towelette. She's too attached

Charlotte didn't drink at all last night, what a moisty towelette.

by GeologysTopShagger February 13, 2018

split the moisty

Urinating female

She has gone to split the moisty

by Onieweeeee January 23, 2019

Moisty Chicken

A sex position where the man/women has to look like chicken whilst having sex.
Or when you eat out the man or women and they taste like chicken.

Do you wanna Moisty Chicken?

Wow you taste like Moisty Chicken

by yeetyteety February 24, 2019

Moisty Crow

A moisty crow is a vagina that is really moist and smelly. Quite disgusting

Bro!!!! Jillian has such a moisty crow. It stinks!

by Samg224 December 19, 2023

Moisty

A person who exhibits the same characteristics of a wet pussy.

Tom isnt coming out tonight because hes a moisty

by Concox619 September 29, 2019

Moisty

When it's humid, the environment is a little sweaty; it's moisty

A word to describe the feeling you feel when it's humid

Boy it's humid outside, I'm feeling quite moisty

by Ol mate cobber September 14, 2019

Moisty mike

When someone sits in the middle of a circle getting cummed on while change gets thrown at them

example: want to do a moisty mike tonight

by Moisty mike dad May 10, 2018