Accidental shit that was wrongly anticipated to be a fart, which when left to dry forms a sometimes interesting crusted pattern on underwear.
Sold for a lucrative profit to any number of tosser art dealers who interpret the soiled garment(s) as the work of divine genius.
Sold for a lucrative profit to any number of tosser art dealers who interpret the soiled garment(s) as the work of divine genius.
Those scotch bonnets last night led to accidental sharting earlier. I nearly threw away my Calvin Kleins! Luckily I had the sense to dry them on the radiator and sell the result for six figures on ebay to this insane art dealer. who thought the image looked like the last supper. I call in modern shart!
by RandyRhoads84 December 22, 2020
by Definetly not a nigger March 1, 2016
That company pays their CEO and executives big bucks, but us hard workers are living in modern slavery.
by spnchick April 12, 2018
The god's last divine intervention was an act of Modern Mayhem on the people of earth, thus ending the 3rd era of humanity.
by Fig boy December 8, 2020
When IW decides to turn its back on the PC community that have supported the franchise since the start and remove dedicated servers, cap the game at 9v9, no mod support, no console. Complete and utter disrespect for the PC.
I relly love playing against 4-8 year olds on IWNET and listening to their vulgar and racist comments on why they should have won. I'm so glad I'm waiting in a lobby with other players waiting to start a game and not playing on my favourite servers
MODERN WARFAIL 2
MODERN WARFAIL 2
by jm12369 November 11, 2009
A modern punk is someone in today's world who holds traditional punk mentalities such as being anti-establishment, following DIY ethic, or anti-capitalist. Modern punks generally dress in a manner that is alternative or directly opposed to contemporary fashion or trends. Pop-punk is not modern punk, because it is made to be popular; and nobody likes a kiss-ass.
Sure, we modern punks have got that old punk spirit; but if the hardcore punks of the mid-80's got in a time machine and traveled to the year 2009, they'd kick the living shit out of us.
by Modern Punk October 8, 2009
Anything a baby could do put on a canvas and hanged on a museum's wall. Or if you're into sculptures, any random object placed on a white podium, in a dark room, with a solitary light shining upon it.
by kevthegreat55 October 24, 2005