mysterious manager slide

so your gettin head from some bitch, you say get ready for the mysterious manager slide. she lifts her arms as your ready to cum . shoot load in both arm pits she lays down as you rub your manager(gooch) in her armpits.

"your mom needed some deoderant, so to return the favor i gave her the mysterious manager slide."

by da -kak-aley February 11, 2005

milarious

The hilarious raping of a person dying from malaria.

while watching a person with malaria getting raped: "Thats milarious!" "There's nothing more milarious than someone getting raped while simultaneously coughing up blood."

by Homie Erectus December 12, 2010

Milarious

marked by or causing malaria.

Something so funny it causes one to contract malaria.

Your hair style looks milarious.

I saw this milarious movie on television, it cracked my shit up.

by It's pronounced Gina December 9, 2010

Mysterious Glass o' Milk

Where you gather 5 or more friends(male or female) and offer everyone a glass of milk. Prepare the drinks in the kitchen, using all similar glasses except one. Quickly bust a nut into the odd glass out before pouring the milk. Bring all of the drinks to the table and let them choose their fate. Sit back and await your victim.

Person 1: I've played plenty of crazy party games in my day, but that was unexpectedly gross!
Person 2: I agree! I never would've expected to end up with a Mysterious Glass o' Milk situation at Happy's place.

by Heisenbyrge May 17, 2016

Mysterious Cupcake

When a man puts his penis inside a woman's dirty anus, proceeds to make love to it, and puts his penis in her mouth. He then repeats the process of putting his penis into the woman's dirty anus, but instead wipes it across the woman's eyes. The major event that must occur is that the woman must catch a disease from injesting the remnants of her anus.

Man A: Hey man, I tried out that Mysterious Cupcake position you told me about.
Man B: How did it work out?
Man A: She didn't get a disease so I think I did it wrong.

by Court Magus January 25, 2010

Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post

When someone is very annoying so we devise a plan to shite in a Jonny and put it in her letterbox

I’m bored , anyone fancy doing “ Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post “

by Gercoff February 2, 2023

missevious

Cesar's mispronunciation of the word "mischievous". Where he not only didn't pronounced the word improperly, he also took two times to spell the word wrong.

Why are you so missevious today? I know what you are doing ?

by ChrisB12 December 28, 2013