The seemingly ubiquitous phenomenon in which all of your high school friends from the midwest are engaged soon after high school and have kids shortly thereafter.
Wow, poor Sally and John sure fell into that midwest rush getting married at 19 and having kids at 20.
by midwestgal July 23, 2018
Get the Midwest Rushmug. In the Midwest, particularly Minnesota, the word ‘fine’ when used like “Yea I’m fine” or “Oh that’s fine” doesn’t mean that something is truly fine, it translates roughly to “nothing is going right and everything is shitty”
Fine could be considered a more subtle version of “could be better”
Fine could be considered a more subtle version of “could be better”
Person 1: That crash was rough, you ok?
Person 2: Oh yeah I’m fine
Person 1: Is that fine fine or midwest fine
Person 2: Oh yeah I’m fine
Person 1: Is that fine fine or midwest fine
by nothingneko June 22, 2023
Get the Midwest Finemug. When someone spreads your cheeks (In the Midwestern region of the United States) and inserts a large object inside of your anus.
Jacob hit Justin with the Midwest Excursion when he was told they won't be sharing a room in Minecraft. Safe to say he won't be walking the same for a few hours.
by Taybur August 8, 2023
Get the Midwest Excursionmug. When you have horrible gas, so you get in your vehicle and crank the heat on high, fart and procees to rub one out in the stink to remind you of the times you mastubated in a porta potty in 115 degree heat in Iraq.
by SSGBB December 15, 2020
Get the Midwest Iraqimug. by pagjrbtrfb December 20, 2021
Get the showbiz midwestmug. by captain_ice October 20, 2020
Get the Midwest Slimfastmug. by Shans430 May 5, 2023
Get the midwest friendlymug.